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16 January 2012

Any Downton Abbey fans in the house (upstairs or downstairs)? The Downton Abbey page on Facebook challenged fans to come up with resolutions for the Downton Abbey characters. I had such fun with it I decided to post mine here and solicit yours. Warning: This may get spoiler-y if you aren't up to the minute as to what's gone down at the abbey....

[More:]Lord Grantham: I will not suck face with any more housemaids.

Dowager Countess: I will not make any resolutions as I find self-improvement so plebeian.

Mary: I will be less of a tigress in bed so as not to kill off Matthew on our honeymoon.

Edith: I will get a husband. Any husband.

Sibyl: I will unionize the staff at Downton Abbey.

Sir Richard: I will spend the next decade investing everything I have in the stock market so as to be able to retire filthy rich in the end of 1929.

Carson: I will hire a hot gay footman to keep Thomas happy and out of trouble.

Mrs. Hughes: I will have a torrid affair with Mr. Carson.

O'Brien: I will bob my hair without changing my manner of styling my front hair. You don't mess with the classics.

Thomas: I will stop using devious and underhanded means to get what I want, not because it's wrong but because I have no luck and my plans always backfire.

Anna: I will bake Mr. Bates a cake with a file in it.

Bates: I will ask the prison officials about whether they allow overnight conjugal visits.

Daisy: I will write a best-selling cookbook that the Crawley's will force Mrs. Patmore to use.

Ethel: When I next have sex, I will use contraceptives or at least find a partner who isn't an absolute rotter.

Dowager Countess: I do see a great deal of room for improvement in the others around me, so I will aid them in their improvement by well-placed and salutary bon-mots.
(FYI, even with your spoiler warning, you're working on the non-US-ian version, which is well ahead. But whatevs; we're not the center of the universe.)

I don't want Thomas to have a resolution. I want him to die a stupid death while smoking, much like that poor guy next to him in the trench. That should have been him. He is the worst, and he spoils the whole thing. The "taking over the management" thing? Come ON, Julian Fellowes.

O'Brien needs to loosen that damn bun of hers.

Did you do the "Which character are you?" quiz? I liked the answers pointing to Bates the best: "I have a dark secret." "I will be happy to help you, but I cannot tell you my other dark secret." "My happiness will be short-lived because of my OTHER other dark secret."
posted by Madamina 17 January | 12:10
Jean Marsh shows up and bitch-slaps Phyllis Logan, then sits down in the kitchen for a spot of tea.
posted by danf 17 January | 14:57
Mr. Bates goes to jail again????????
posted by danf 17 January | 14:59
NEEDS MORE STEPHEN FRY
posted by Madamina 17 January | 15:50
Winter is Finally Here! || O... M... G... Bunnyheads!

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