Any Downton Abbey fans in the house (upstairs or downstairs)?
The Downton Abbey
page on Facebook challenged fans to come up with resolutions for the Downton Abbey
characters. I had such fun with it I decided to post mine here and solicit yours. Warning: This may get spoiler-y if you aren't up to the minute as to what's gone down at the abbey....
[More:]Lord Grantham: I will not suck face with any more housemaids.
Dowager Countess: I will not make any resolutions as I find self-improvement so plebeian.
Mary: I will be less of a tigress in bed so as not to kill off Matthew on our honeymoon.
Edith: I will get a husband. Any husband.
Sibyl: I will unionize the staff at Downton Abbey.
Sir Richard: I will spend the next decade investing everything I have in the stock market so as to be able to retire filthy rich in the end of 1929.
Carson: I will hire a hot gay footman to keep Thomas happy and out of trouble.
Mrs. Hughes: I will have a torrid affair with Mr. Carson.
O'Brien: I will bob my hair without changing my manner of styling my front hair. You don't mess with the classics.
Thomas: I will stop using devious and underhanded means to get what I want, not because it's wrong but because I have no luck and my plans always backfire.
Anna: I will bake Mr. Bates a cake with a file in it.
Bates: I will ask the prison officials about whether they allow overnight conjugal visits.
Daisy: I will write a best-selling cookbook that the Crawley's will force Mrs. Patmore to use.
Ethel: When I next have sex, I will use contraceptives or at least find a partner who isn't an absolute rotter.
Dowager Countess: I do see a great deal of room for improvement in the others around me, so I will aid them in their improvement by well-placed and salutary bon-mots