Glendale is one of L.A.'s most 'civilized' suburbs, as well as highly resentful of all the attention its neighbors Burbank and Pasadena get. If the coyotes get to be a real problem, they can just shuffle them off to the even more obscure LaCanada-Flintridge (the suburb so nice, they named it twice... two different names). Also, the area is served by TimeWarner Cable so they probably are using the "Road Runner" branded internet service. But it must be noted that the story was last updated three months ago... by now, there should be enough foreclosed homes in the neighborhood to house a lot more coyotes.

Then again, Glendale, Arizona has its own problem with Coyotes... that they don't WANT to move out.

The jokes just write themselves... which is a good thing because my brain has stopped functioning.