Recipe for Insomia Cole Slaw →[More:] So I'm wide awake at 2:30 AM NYC time. I look in the fridge and remember that I was going to make cole slaw tomorrow. Well what better time than now, think I.
The cole slaw came out great. The recipe follows:
Where the heck is the damn mandolin. Oh yeah there.
Grating a couple of carrots on box grater. Shredding a bunch of cabbage.
Okay now the thing I should do is salt the cabbage to get some liquid out. Nah.
Put shredded carrots and cabbage in my cool giant mixing bowl. Look around. Hmm. I'm forgetting something. Oh yeah, dressing.
Rummage through fridge again. Find lo-fat mayo, sour cream, organic apple cider vinegar.
Also get sugar, salt, celery seed and pepper grinder. I think that's all.
Two glops of mayo. That looks right. Three big glops of sour cream. A splash (or two) of vinegar. Mmmm. That smells good. Splash a bit more.
A few good shakes of celery seed. A small spoon of sugar or so.
A small palm of salt. Like Justin Wilson used to do. I guarantee!
Grind pepper until it looks right.
Mix for a long time because I like to mix things. (What?)
Taste. Damn that shit is banging!
Put in a plastic container to mellow overnight. Wash ALL the things.
Now you can make it too. Easy right?