Got a phone? Want to help me charm/annoy my aunt on her birthday?→[More:]The day I turned 18, my aunt called me approximately eight times and played Cracker's "Happy Birthday to Me" over the phone. Except that I didn't know it was her, which was especially perplexing when she called on both my parents' line and my personal one. I didn't solve the mystery for a good ten years.

She's turning 50 tomorrow, and I thought I'd return the favor :)

If you or anyone you know are available for a few minutes and would be willing to call Milwaukee, WI from an unknown-to-her phone number and play a slightly annoying alt-rock song for three minutes before quietly hanging up, let me know. I could use your help.

You don't even have to play the whole thing! Just the chorus!

Thanks!