How much graphene do you get if you let a dog eat a box of Girl Scout cookies?

And of course if supply were that inexpensive the price would drop substantially.... Although in this economy you might actually come out ahead.

Now I'm afraid of a kidnapping ring....

I love the post title: it's exactly the kind of thing that crazy guy says to you on the bus. Or that your great-uncle is always going on about.

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Heh,Eideteker. NSS (No Shit Sherlock!)hahahah. That was the implied part.

Miko, so true. You never know when the crazy guy on the bus is Nikola Tesla. Well mostly you know, but you catch my drift...

I'm particularly impressed by their invention of a fourth-dimensional furnace that transforms copper foil into a hyperdimensional foil with two (yes, two!) other sides:

"In this process, the object it placed on one side of the foil and, under high heat, begins to decompose. A thin sheet of graphene forms on the other side of the foil, while the residues and impurities remain on the other side."