3 points for each band-aid currently stuck to your person.
2 points for each magnet within arm's reach.
3 points for each of the last seven days in which you walked more than a mile at one stretch. Bonus 2 points for walking without a destination. Bonus 5 points for ending up somewhere/doing something new on the walk.
2 points each for the books on your nightstand/bedside table/floor next to your side of the bed.
5 points if you can't sleep with the closet door open.
3 points if you sleep on the same side of the bed in hotel rooms that you do at home.
1 point for each of the last seven days in which you went to be with a glass of water on the bedside. 2 points for each night in which you woke up and actually drank the water in the night.
Tiebreaker: 1 point for each voice mail on your phone.