Break me off a piece.

..of that Kit Kat bar.

Hmm, something must be wrong with the math in that article. Either the weight listed is wrong, or the calorie count is wrong. 1.9kg can't be more than about 17,000 calories and would also imply the 30 chocolate bars that went into it are only about 60g each.

Why yes, I was trying to figure out how long it would take me to eat that thing. And if it's really 1.9kg then I figure 5 days, tops, given my historical statistics of chocolate consumption.

A few years back someone brought one of those bigass two foot Toblerone bars in to work and left it, with a large butcher knife, on top of a set of filing cabinets. (It was tacitly understood that any food left on these cabinets was fair game for the entire office.) Every time I walked by the cabinets for the couple of days I saw someone sawing off a slice, or noticed that the bar had shrunk since the last time I saw it. And soon it was all gone.

We could take care of this KiKat in no time, is what I'm saying.

That KitKat bar would be safe from me. But an equivalent sized bag of plain M & M's ... would be long gone in a week.

Then again, maybe not, Kangaroo!