THIS IS A GRAR POST →[More:]SO I DESIGNED THE YEARBOOK FOR MY SON'S SCHOOL, SUBMITTED THE FILES A RIDICULOUS 8 WEEKS IN ADVANCE AS REQUIRED BY THE STUPID YEARBOOK PRINTING CO (ACTUALLY SENT IT 9 WEEKS IN ADVANCE JUST IN CASE) AND THE PRINTER TOTALLY FUCKED UP. THE BOOKS WERE SUPPOSED TO ARRIVE LAST WEEK. THEY DID NOT. AFTER I CALLED, THEY PROMISED TO SHOP THEM OVERNIGHT TO ARRIVE ON MONDAY. THEY DID NOT ARRIVE AND WHEN I CALLED AGAIN, IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT THE PRINTER PUT THEM ON A FEDX GROUND TRUCK. THE TRUCK WAS TRACKED DOWN AND THE SHIPMENT PUT ON A PLANE (SUPPOSEDLY) AND I'VE NOW BEEN PROMISED THE BOOKS WOULD BE DELIVERED TUESDAY (NOPE), WEDNESDAY (NO SHOW), AND TODAY (NOTHING).
TODAY IS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL. I'VE MANAGED TO DISAPPOINT 300 TEENAGERS.
(I've spent all week feeling like throwing up. I have never ever failed to meet a deadline, yet here we are).