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09 June 2011

OMG Sloth!

post by: Splunge at: 13:01 | 6 comments

I love sloths. Check out this little guy.

posted by amro 09 June | 13:13

Now I know how to properly pick up a sloth!

posted by JoanArkham 09 June | 17:44

So does my wife. ::rimshot::

posted by Splunge 09 June | 18:43

Wish I could move my gluttony, greed, lust, wrath, pride or despair as easily...

posted by oneswellfoop 09 June | 21:36

Gluttony: Hold a Philly cheese steak sandwich in front of it. It will follow you anywhere. As will I.

Greed: Promise it a chance to swim in a vault full of coins. Say, follow me kids! Also known as The Scrooge McDuck theory.

Lust: Promise an orgasm. This one is easy.

Wrath: Say, OH YEAH? I bet you wouldn't say that at (name of place here) you BASTARD. Then run away.

Pride: I bet you can't follow me to the big deep hole in the geavel quarry and jump in. Naw you ain't got the balls.

Despair: Want a Philly cheese steak? Then I'll give you an orgasm in a vault full of coins.

posted by Splunge 09 June | 22:42

Despair? Despair??? the 7th deadly sin is Envy, right?

posted by gaspode 09 June | 22:52

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