I would like to meme you a story →[More:]On Caturday, a lollerskater accidentally crashed into the Dogfort omgwtfbbq, receiving burnination from a plate of beans, a roflcopter (piloted by Chairman LMAO) was called in for transport. Flying ovar 9000 feet, he was taken to Two Llama Hospital, because as their motto states, "All your burns are belong to us."
(cowritten with blarg, catfive, iredux, and skorgu)