Did you have an imaginary friend when you were little? I did. His name was Walkerhooie and he was a green brontosaurus with purple polkadots. He also lived at the North Pole, had a thousand wives, and ignored them frequently to spend time with me. He could grow to be bigger than a house, or get so small that he could fit in my pocket. We quarreled frequently, but he still came whenever I called. I met him in the woods behind my house when I was 2.5 and while I know that I made him up, and I didn't really see him, I promptly took him to meet my mother, who was weeding her strawberry garden.
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Later, my younger sister got her own imaginary friend, but she claims she just did this because she was jealous of mine.
In retrospect, Walkerhooie was a lot like a my little kid God. He faded away from my life some time around 8 years old.
I wanna hear about your imaginary friends! I know some of you had them!