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19 April 2011

Made up/heard any good new cuss words lately? My present favourite is 'shitbuttons,' last uttered when our work experience student spilled coffee all over the fudge counter.

post by: By the Grace of God at: 05:57 | 12 comments

"Fudge counter" is a pretty good one too.

I've been partial to "shitweasels" lately, mostly in reference to certain unnamed politicians and commentators.

posted by JoanArkham 19 April | 09:54

I say fuckles a lot.

posted by mygothlaundry 19 April | 10:01

Crackleback! It started as a reference to the sound my spine makes when I stand up, but has since evolved into a dirty-old-prospector style cuss word, e.g., "Aw, crackleback!"

posted by Elsa 19 April | 10:41

Cockface is a recent favorite of mine. Bag of cocks is nice, too.

posted by gc 19 April | 11:33

Keith on Keith and the Girl went through a lot of new ones on show #1369- cockdick, shitcock, dickshit, dick noodle.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 19 April | 12:17

Fucknozzle. I've been saying "eat a bag of dicks" a lot lately.

I love shitbuttons. And shitweasle.

posted by Specklet 19 April | 13:27

I enjoy referring to a large number of items as a "shit-tonne" of 'em.

Had a friend use "shitbirds" on facebook the other day. That's a good one too.

posted by richat 19 April | 14:07

I'm still using "jackwagon" from that commercial. And I like "shitweasels", too.

posted by redvixen 19 April | 15:32

Ah, dog-bite-it!

posted by danf 19 April | 15:45

Fucklesworth. I came up with it myself but it appears in Urban Dictionary so I'm not the only one to do so. Fuck Fuckington Fucklesworth the III if I'm feeling wordy or the situation calls for three fucks.

posted by Knicke 19 April | 16:46

douchecanoe

posted by jason's_planet 19 April | 18:40

My favorite is "twat waffle".

posted by evilcupcakes 19 April | 19:26

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