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29 March 2011

Welcome to the diner. I'm Helene, your waitress. What'll ya have?

post by: Miko at: 21:45 | 40 comments

Patty melt, side of fries.

posted by Riverine 29 March | 21:51

Irish breakfast, please.

posted by jason's_planet 29 March | 22:06

Scotch. Rocks. Keep 'em comin'.

posted by dg 29 March | 22:07

Two eggs over medium, sausage, grits, whole wheat toast, coffee. And then I will pray silently for a mixed fruit flavor jelly container in the basket of little containers of jelly because a0 I love those containers and b) mixed fruit is not only the best, rarest and weirdest flavor, it's a great transparent reddish color, too.

posted by mygothlaundry 29 March | 22:08

Two eggs over medium (as well!), ham, whole wheat toast, coffee and grapefruit juice. Then more coffee. And then some more.

posted by gaspode 29 March | 22:26

I'd like to start with coffee and water, please.
...
Ok, umm, two eggs over easy and a short stack. Could you serve the eggs on top of the pancakes please? That bowl of seasonal fruit sounds good. What's in it?... Yes, thank you.

posted by danostuporstar 29 March | 22:40

Chocolate milkshake.

posted by galadriel 29 March | 22:58

Okay I'll have

wait...Helene

This is a Greek myth! I'M NOT EATING ANYTHING.

posted by The Whelk 29 March | 22:59

Lemon malt! Extra malt, whipped cream, no cherry. No, just, whatever.

posted by fleacircus 29 March | 23:01

A mango lassi and an extra-large fries.

posted by Ardiril 29 March | 23:49

Triple Steakburger, cottage cheese, and chili.

posted by pjern 30 March | 00:30

Grilled cheese on wheat, extra cheese, with your pig product of choice. And keep the Diet Coke flowin'.

posted by mykescipark 30 March | 00:50

This is a Greek myth! I'M NOT EATING ANYTHING.
posted by The Whelk 29 March | 22:59

*flips table* rrrreeeeeeeAAAAAAAGGGH!

posted by gc 30 March | 01:43

Diet Coke to drink, cheeseburger w/extra cheese, bbq sauce and grilled onions, order of extra crispy fries unless you have battered onion rings - I'll have those instead. For dessert I'd like a hot fudge sundae with extra fudge and extra cherries.

posted by deborah 30 March | 02:11

Do you guys do a Greek salad? Is it...you know? Yeah, exactly, that's what I meant. That'd be great! And iced tea, if you have it, and also an enormous glass of water. Perfect. Thanks!

posted by tangerine 30 March | 02:26

I'll take the banana ebelskivers, please. Oh, and is the coffee strong? Thanks.

posted by Senyar 30 March | 02:38

The usual.

posted by arse_hat 30 March | 02:46

Triple-cheese with extra pickle, waffle-cut fries with chicken salt all over, chocolate thickshake and a bucket of coffee with a Lipitor on the side.

posted by ninazer0 30 March | 03:44

French toast and bacon, orange juice, & a cappuccino, danke.

posted by Obscure Reference 30 March | 04:31

your number.

posted by Firas 30 March | 06:09

I'll have what she's having.

posted by JanetLand 30 March | 06:27

Pancakes with a side of sausage. Orange juice and coffee and water.

posted by fancyoats 30 March | 07:24

Coffee, leave the pot please. Greek omelette (feta and spinach), bacon, and those nice crispy potatoes fried up with onion. And a slice of coconut cake, from the rotating display out front.

*looks at Luna bar wrapper on desk and sighs*

posted by JoanArkham 30 March | 08:11

Diet coke, veggie omlette with egg substitute, wheat toast, can you bring hot sauce?

posted by rainbaby 30 March | 08:35

Cheese fries and ginger ale, thanks.

posted by sperose 30 March | 08:50

Decaf, side of homefries, side of bacon, one egg over medium. Oh, and water, no ice. Thanks, hon!

posted by Specklet 30 March | 11:14

French toast on challah bread, turkey sausage, no English muffin. On the side I'd like hash browns (not home fries, real shredded hash browns) and could you please put two eggs, over easy on top of the hash browns? Glass of cranberry juice and coffee, and do you have the Sugar in the Raw? Awesome, thanks.

posted by TrishaLynn 30 March | 11:36

My glass is empty! How sad. Strawberry milkshake, please.

posted by galadriel 30 March | 11:57

Hi, Helene! I'd like water, coffee, and a tuna melt with fries, please. Ooooh, and a chocolate milkshake with a spoon, please. Thanks!

posted by Elsa 30 March | 12:14

Helene, you look great. I never understand how you manage to look cheerful in the morning.

Thick bacon, well-grilled, 2 eggs over easy, shortstack of whole wheat buttermilk pancakes, real maple syrup of course, grapefruit juice, coffee.

I'd consider having this as my last meal, if I got to choose.

posted by theora55 30 March | 12:18

Egg white and tofu omelet with green peppers, salsa and sour cream. English muffin on the side.

Strong coffee with half and half.

Thanks Helene.

posted by danf 30 March | 12:27

Oh, Helene, this tuna melt is FANTASTIC. Hits the spot!

I would love some more coffee, thanks!

posted by Elsa 30 March | 12:55

Working a double, Helene? Triple? Just coffee now, thanks.

posted by rainbaby 30 March | 13:41

Hi Helene! Could I get a waffle with maple syrup, orange juice, and some black coffee? How are you, by the way?

posted by bearwife 30 March | 13:57

Tuna melt, those fantastic onion rings, and a cookies 'n' cream milkshake, please, Helene. Yeah, it's been oneathose days.

posted by EvaDestruction 30 March | 14:13

*dashes in for a cuppa and a slice of pie* Helene! You're a life saver! No, I don't have time for my usual. Work's kicking my ass today. But what's life without a little dessert instead of lunch?

posted by TrishaLynn 30 March | 14:45

Hey Helene. . .whatcha doin' after your shift?

posted by danf 30 March | 19:57

More coffee?

*glugluglug*

There's a blue plate special tonight. Homemade chicken pot pie.

Y'all have made me hungry...

posted by Miko 30 March | 21:24

Hi Helene, What kinda pie is three tonight; please tell me there's some lemon meringue left.

There is! Excellent.

posted by theora55 31 March | 16:43

You can just scrape that fuzzy bit off. It's still soft underneath. Unless you want blueberry. Picked 'em myself, frozen since last summer.

posted by Miko 31 March | 18:00

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