Put Me In The Zoo -- I am about to put Boss in the zoo!
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^^ that is one of my favourite childhood library books BTW. My parents used to tell me they would "put me in the zoo" when I was being a wild unreasonable monkey.
Who would you like to (metaphorically) put in the zoo?
Boss is currently tops on my list because he got a couple of my peers and me all riled up about a travel issue that was quite easily solved and wouldn't have resulted in The Flaily Headless-Chicken Routine had he a) been a tad more patient, and b) given all of us the correct details to start with.
Sigh. Boss, you know I adore you but I've yet to develop telepathic powers. It's at at the top of my development goals, I promise!