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19 October 2010

as a Karate Expert.. finish the sentence
post by: Firas at: 15:28 | 17 comments
As a karate expert, I finish this sentence.

Is that what you meant?
posted by Eideteker 19 October | 15:29
Srsly, though, this is so my new catchphrase.
posted by Eideteker 19 October | 15:33
as a Karate Expert, I will not add any youtube links to this post
posted by Firas 19 October | 15:33
. . .I would have advised you to work up to a cinder block. But now I can't, so I am writing this in the memorial book at your service.
posted by danf 19 October | 15:39
...we need to seriously examine from all points of view the Fed's reluctance to engage in quantitative easing, citing global monetary policy disagreements and political considerations, properly engaging all stakeholders, because the rent is too damn high.
posted by dhartung 19 October | 15:53
... I suggest you carry a licensed firearm instead.
posted by Firas 19 October | 15:57
aww yeah
posted by Eideteker 19 October | 16:06
. . .I must comandeer this vessel.
posted by rainbaby 19 October | 16:14
As a Karate expert, I think this meme is awesome. My wife and I have been doing this sort of thing for a while, mainly based off "As a veteran" or "As a parent," then coming up with complete non sequiturs. "As a Karate expert" is so very much more absurd. Love it.
posted by mrmoonpie 19 October | 16:27
... I disagree with the notion of expansive in loco parentis without formal assent from the authorized guardian
posted by Firas 19 October | 16:54
... I think RDF-based architecture is a hopeless pipe dream of less expert practitioners
posted by Firas 19 October | 16:59
...I know that the Constitution forbids the creation of a state religion.
posted by WolfDaddy 19 October | 18:15
...I put it to you: "Trick or treat!"
posted by Obscure Reference 19 October | 18:20
I like it because it doesn't mention degrees of black belts. Like, I'm an expert on the subject of karate, not the execution of karate. And that still grants me some special powers or at least standing and stuff.
posted by rainbaby 19 October | 18:33
...I do not think it means what you think it means. (when memes collide!)
posted by oneswellfoop 19 October | 21:40
...I'd recommend letting that oil heat in the pan first. You want that oil nice and hot before you put the chicken in, or else that chicken is going to soak all that oil up.
posted by gc 20 October | 04:41
...I have no idea why I was invited to Jurassic Park.
posted by Monster_Zero 20 October | 15:39
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