Wait, so if I'm hearing him right, the sin that God's so het up about (in a world of war and famine and cruelty and greed), the sin that's gonna bring about Armageddon, the sin he warns against... is jerking it to porn? That's the big sin? Whacking off?

OMG. I've doomed us all.

Y'all, I am so, so sorry that I brought about the Apocalypse. My bad.

He needs an autotune.

The Bride and Groom?

"Are you bringing down God's wrath on the human race, or are you just happy to see me?"

Am I the only one who kept hoping for a giant, tentacled beast to rise up out of the water behind that guy and drag him into the depths? Because that would have made that video.

It would be poetic if he were killed by beavers.

I was wondering where he was because of the pretty landscape behind him. Apparently he's somewhere in the Adirondack's according to the blurb on his youtube channel. He also explains where the "Third Eagle" thing comes from. Somehow I don't think the Catholic Church is aware of his ..um.. teachings.