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14 October 2010

A girl just threw an egg at me from a second story window above Buffalo Wild Wings. I am irate and have no idea what to do.[More:]I did get get hit on the legs of my pants. I deduced the most likely apartment, rang the buzzer and tried to figure out if I had the right apartment. They were hostile. I'm now inside the restaurant and can't just forget about it. What do I do?
You go buy eggs and throw them at her window, that evil bitch!!!

Just kidding. Unless she's throwing eggs on your way out. Then it's ON.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 14 October | 21:35
This is elaborate but satisfying.

Call your friend who is planning to dress as Humpty Dumpty for Halloween, and have them come and stand in front of Buffalo Wild Wings. Then go up to the apartment, bayonet anyone who gets in your way, and toss the girl out and see if you can get some of her blood and brains to splatter on the pants leg of your friend's egg costume.

The circle will then be complete.
posted by Hugh Janus 14 October | 22:09
Happened to me a few months ago. I was jogging at the end of Allegheny Avenue just about to turn onto the river trail and some idiots winged an egg at me as they flew past in a car. Hit me in the leg, didn't really hurt but pissed me the hell off.
posted by octothorpe 14 October | 22:14
Call the police. I know that may seem like overkill, but you could have gotten seriously hurt, i.e., if that egg hit you at just the right place in the head or in the eyes.
posted by Orange Swan 14 October | 22:18
It is assault and battery. Well, maybe it's only battery if she rolls you in flour afterward...
posted by Doohickie 14 October | 22:42
Yeah, call the cops. Likely not the first time they've done it. Even if the cops can't do anything now they might be in the future.
posted by arse_hat 14 October | 22:56
Gah! This sucks, totally.

In my experience though, when someone does something awful to me for no reason, the response that helps me the most is to take a deep breath, and then go do something unrelated that makes me feel good about myself.

Sorry about the egg.
posted by serazin 14 October | 23:24
I'm still super angry, but we're now playing pool, which is helping. I did not call the police. Not because I didn't want to, but because it would have made the BF more angry about my reaction (which is a whole other thread entirely). My decided course of action is to contact the landlord.
posted by youngergirl44 15 October | 00:13
Addendum to decided course: Drink many beers now, write the landlord a letter tomorrow.
posted by youngergirl44 15 October | 00:15
This calls for pics of the window and a full on internet shaming!
posted by gomichild 15 October | 01:21
"Drink many beers now, (something something) tomorrow." This is often good.
posted by arse_hat 15 October | 01:28
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