"There will never be a cure for cancer."

"Don't tell our sponsors."

Because you touch yourself at night.

I think that most people know that cancer is a group of diseases; the only commonality being the uncontrolled division of cells.

At least I would hope that most people would know this. But then we have the Tea Partiers, who believe all sorts of batshittery, so one never knows.

Today, I learned something. From a webcomic. It's not really that strange, but something fun to share with friends.