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02 September 2010

Naked  Came the Stranger. I can't believe I've never heard of this before!
I only heard about it recently myself. How about Atlanta Nights? (another deliberately bad book).
posted by misteraitch 02 September | 07:57
Heh, love that!

"Yes, Dr. Nance," said the sexy voice.

A door closed, and Bruce heard breathing, and smelled the enticing smell of shampoo, and perfume. It was Chanel Number 5.

He opened his eyes.

All he saw was the roundest, firmest pair of tittles he’d ever seen in his life, all enclosed in a crisp white nurse’s uniform.

I’m in heaven, he said. No, he tried to say, but his voice wouldn’t work, his mouth was dry, and there was some terrible tube thing in his nose—and hey, what’s that thing in his dick? It hurts!

The tits bounced like Aunt Alice’s molded jello back at home, and then moved away. Oh. She was just straightening the covers on the bed.

Bed.
posted by TheophileEscargot 02 September | 08:11
I'd never heard of this before either. That's hilarious.
posted by BoringPostcards 02 September | 11:28
Something something Dan Brown.

Did the publisher know it was a hoax? It's no secret that the public at large is fond of lurid, smutty stuff, even when poorly written.
posted by filthy light thief 02 September | 12:01
This is a real age-test, whether one has heard of it or not.

I happened during a time in the 70's in which Deep Throat (the movie) was seen by everyone, and openly discussed, and society as a whole as a looser (albeit not that liberated) take on sex in general.

Then came the Reagan years. . .
posted by danf 02 September | 12:02
I think it's forgotten as much because of the decline of the smut market as anything else.
posted by dhartung 02 September | 15:27
Bergen to Oslo Train Torrent: || Today is an "I can't decide for myself" day, and it's all Lady Gaga's fault.

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