Do you like to get terrible postcards in the mail? →[More:]Of course you do. Everyone does.
While cleaning out my father's office, I found a crapload of postcards (all terrible) and several hundred dollars worth of postage. Therefore....I'd like to send you a postcard. Email me with your name, online name and address and I'll send you an actual postcard in the actual mail. Eventually. Want more than one postcard? Send me one back.