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28 July 2010

Texts From Last Night A lot of them are NSFW, but they still made me chuckle.

"Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it."
A phone number that I lifted from a document on the web and pasted in a blank email, then wrote the email around it.
posted by danf 28 July | 18:05
Oops. . .wrong thread.
posted by danf 28 July | 18:06
I was going to say - I think that belongs in the copy paste thread.
posted by youngergirl44 28 July | 18:07
Some of these make me cringe...some make me laugh pretty hard. I like this one for it's randomness:

Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
posted by richat 28 July | 19:17
Also, this one, although I'm glad I wasn't out on the road that night:

so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
posted by richat 28 July | 19:18
I hate to admit how many of these made me LOL, so far.

he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
posted by BoringPostcards 28 July | 20:04
Yeah, I can't stop reading. I continue to cringe and laugh!
posted by richat 28 July | 20:09
My favorite from six months ago or so:

ahhhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
posted by msali 28 July | 20:14
One of my all-time favorites:

brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
posted by Kronos_to_Earth 28 July | 20:28
Dreaming neopuppy is dreaming. || What's the last stupid thing you argued over?

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