*sigh*

I name my fantasy team the Orioles as well, just because I like to see at least one Orioles team doing OK.

But still, I miss living in Baltimore, where I could open up the back door of my rowhouse and hear the cheers at Camden Yards...

"Team? You're lucky t'ave a team, even a losing one!" says bitter Expos fan, takes swig of Chateau de Chassilier, draws deeply on stogie...