In honor of the announced aquisition of Woot! by Amazon, I am currently having too much fun collecting alternate acronyms for "Bag Of Crap" →[More:] the name for Woot's occasional Mystery Sale, usually 3 'craps' for $3 plus $5 shipping.

So far I have:
Bang of Carp
Box of Cereal
Barrel of Crude
Bottle of Cabernet
Bandolier of Carrots (one of the alternatives used at the Woot! site)
Bulgarian Olympic Committee
Blinged-Out Cabbage (another one)
Bananas or Cherries
Bushels of Cooties
Banjo of Consternation (maybe another)
Baiting Other Consumers
Berries of Constipation
Best of Carson
Box of Chocolates
Bride of Chucky
Belgian Office Cubicle
Bridge Over Cleveland
Braille on Cookies
Box of Cigars
Box of Crayons
Blue Oyster Cult (with or without cowbell)
Bank Of China
Breakfast Of Champions
Boards of Canada
Bureau of Census
Body of Christ (definitely NOT used at Woot!)
Board of Corrections
Bottom Of Container
Bone of Contention
Beginning Of Cycle
Ball of Confusion
Beverage Of Choice
Beer O'Clock
Band of Comrades
Block of Concrete
Bands of Colors
Bottom Of Clutch
Best of Chums
Board of Certification
Brotherhood of Catfishermen
Breast of Chicken
Battle of Chancellorsville
Beyond Our Control

Can you think of any others? (Yes, I have no life)