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29 June 2010

Unlikely sequels i.e. Alice Lives Here Once Again
Guess Who's Coming Back for Brunch the Next Morning?
posted by Atom Eyes 29 June | 12:12
Hanging Out With Godot.
The Passion of the Christ II. The Revenge.
Howard the Duck The Next Generation.
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot, Again!
The Other Room.
posted by arse_hat 29 June | 12:15
Cry Harder, The Beloved Country
The Road Back From Bountiful
Sophie's Next Choice
posted by Joe Beese 29 June | 12:24
The Last Picture Show: Back in Business
Awakenings II: Up and At 'em!
Children of An Even Lesser God
posted by Atom Eyes 29 June | 12:32
When Harry Left Sally
Babette's Purge
The Neverending Story : The Final Chapter
Last Orders 2 : Time Gentlemen Please
posted by Senyar 29 June | 13:08
The Buying Game. Newly reunited couple go to Crate and Barrel.
posted by danf 29 June | 13:09
Leaving Las Vegas 2 : California Here I Come!
Dude, There's My Car!
Big Shop of Horrors : The WalMart Story
posted by Senyar 29 June | 13:40
These are all funny, but:

Children of An Even Lesser God

almost made me choke.
posted by Eideteker 29 June | 13:42
Hedwig II. The Angry Foot.
My Right Foot.
Lorenzo's Oil. An Eco Disaster.
Bad Lieutenant: Bus Depot Security.
Star Wars: Jar Jar Binks Goes home.
posted by arse_hat 29 June | 13:45
I'm gonna take it in a slightly different (read: less funny) direction:

Timecop 3: The Search for 2
The Conducers
Wall-F
A Brief History of History of the World: Part 2
Die Hard 0: Born Hard (a prequel, hope that's ok, where John McLaine has to escape his mother's womb in time to dispose of a bomb that's been planted in utero)

posted by Eideteker 29 June | 13:48
The Neverending Story : The Final Chapter

Reminded me of the ol' NBC Dave Letterman joking about his lawsuit against "The Neverending Story II"
posted by richat 29 June | 13:49
Lorenzo's Oil. An Eco Disaster.

Dude, I love it. After having his life saved, Lorenzo goes on to become an oil tycoon who poisons the seas, killing hundreds. WOULD YOU SAVE HITLER???
posted by Eideteker 29 June | 13:50
Out Of Africa : England's World Cup
posted by Senyar 29 June | 13:51
UHF 2: HD
Short Circuit 3: Shortest Circuit (Electric Boogaloo?)
Thelma & Louise's Bogus Journey
posted by Eideteker 29 June | 13:53
How about:

Some Country for Old Men, After All
There WAS Blood
Dog Day Evening
Once Upon Another Time in America
Rosemary's Twins
The Dirty Baker's Dozen
posted by richat 29 June | 14:01
The Post-Graduate
posted by rainbaby 29 June | 14:08
Running On Empty 2: We Badly Need Gas
Kramer vs. Kramer—The Sequel: Still Seekin' Custody
Claire's Other Knee
The Day the Earth Started Spinning Again
posted by Atom Eyes 29 June | 14:09
A Clockwork Orange Rewound
posted by Joe Beese 29 June | 14:17
The Last Picture Show: Back in Business

Texasville was the actual name of the sequel. More comedy and less naked Cybill Shepherd.
posted by octothorpe 29 June | 14:45
Idiocracy 2010: It's Happening ALREADY?
Monsters, Inc: The Really Hostile Takeover
March of the Penguins II: The Arctic Invasion
2011: The Obelisk Meets the Mayan Pyramid
Star Wars -1: The REAL Story of Anakin's Dad
Sex and the City Go to Florida (which would have been better than where they DID go in the sequel)
Stand By Me 20 Years Later: Looking for River Phoenix's Body (i'm sorry)
Iron Man 20 Years Later: A Little Rusty
Harry Potter and the 10 Year Hogwarts Reunion (you know it's going to happen)
Avatar and Feathers: The Bird Planet
Saw 12: The Angle Grinder (please don't tell me they've already done that)
How to Housetrain Your Dragon: The Family Visit
The Shawshank Relapse
Casablanca 2: It Really Did Turn Out to Be a Beautiful Friendship
Double Indemnity, Treble Damages
The Rabbit from Donnie Darko's Hoppy Easter Story

posted by oneswellfoop 29 June | 14:59
I'm lolling over here at y'all.

Apollo 14: The One That Made it to the Moon, Not Just Around It
Airplane VI: Shoeless & Less Than 3 Ounces
Thirdhand Gazelles
posted by chewatadistance 29 June | 16:10
Alien vs. Hello Kitty
posted by Kronos_to_Earth 29 June | 16:29
Godfather IV: Zombie Don!
Slumdog Billionaire.
Rocky VII Rumble at Retirement Acres.
SalÚ 2, or Yet Another 120 Days of Sodom.
All Dogs Go To Heaven 3: The Michael Vick Years.
posted by arse_hat 29 June | 16:30
I've been watching this thread all day hoping that I could come up with something, but I've got nothing. You guys sure have me cracking up though!
posted by youngergirl44 29 June | 16:35
Nell 2: Nell in the City
Rosemary's Toddler
Hurt Locker 2: The Hunt for Khadafy's Gold
They Still Shoot Horses, Don't They?
Henry: Portfolio of a Serial Killer
posted by Atom Eyes 29 June | 16:43
Shane Returns.
posted by Kronos_to_Earth 29 June | 17:48
Titanic II
Apollo 14
posted by FishBike 29 June | 18:42
Bah, chewatadistance already said Apollo 14. Sorry.
posted by FishBike 29 June | 18:43
Maybe The Gods Aren't So Crazy After All
posted by FishBike 29 June | 18:47
Ei8ht
posted by Ardiril 29 June | 19:12
LMFAO @ Titanic II!!!

Conan the Barbarian Goes to Whitecastle
Office in Space
Erin Brokovich Goes to the Gulf Coast (a documentary)
posted by chewatadistance 29 June | 19:18
More Temptations of Christ


(ei8ht is good)
posted by jouke 29 June | 19:28
That should be
Christ: Tempted Again
posted by jouke 29 June | 19:32
I forgot about this one.

Sex and the City 3: Deep Throat, The Musical
posted by Ardiril 29 June | 19:35
Human Centipede 2: The Butt Trumpet
posted by Ardiril 29 June | 19:37
Ludwig rides again
Il Gattopardo vs Batman
posted by jouke 29 June | 19:47
Shawshank Recidivism
posted by jouke 29 June | 19:50
Really good stuff everyone, but yeah, Atom Eyes - "Children of an Even Lesser God" is just the hysterical.
posted by rainbaby 29 June | 20:38
To Resurrect a Mockingbird
(to keep up with the theme) Rosemary's Twin Preschoolers
Plan 10 From Outer Space
The Pacemaker
The Good, the Not So Good, and The Surgically Reconstructed
The Y Files
posted by lysdexic 29 June | 21:21
(bad sequel titles)




Though I don't know where they get this Highlander 2 from. Never heard of it
posted by lysdexic 29 June | 21:23
Do mash-up sequels count? As in a sequel to two different original movies?

If so, the best I got is:

Milo & Otis & Ted & Alice.
posted by ufez 29 June | 21:46
Schindler's List: The Broadway Musical!
Mad Max IV: Drunk On The Pacific Coast Highway.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians In 3D - a James Cameron project.
How Stella Lost Her Groove Again.
The Fast And The Furious Go Green: Hybrids!
Star Trek: The Search For Shatner's Rug.
posted by arse_hat 29 June | 22:09
Putting Arizona Back Down Again
Miller's Crossing 2: Double Cross
The Stan Musial Suspects
O, Brother — Nevermind, There You Are
Blood Complex
Up in the Air 2: Grounded (DVD case has a picture of George Clooney wearing an apron over his suit, standing amongst scattered children's toys)
Hudsucker's 7 Proxies
posted by Eideteker 29 June | 23:47
A Cross-town Bus Named Desire
The Spot in Brooklyn Where a Tree Once Grew
Million Dollar Baby Babies (a la Muppet Babies)
Animal Mansion
posted by Eideteker 29 June | 23:52
Died in East L.A.
Chances Were
The Big Thaw
9 1/2 Weeks Later
King Solomon's Yours
Chasing Amy 2: The Quest for Banky's Gold
The Hunt for Red November
The Days
The Netbook
The Birdcage 2: Even Cagier (note: Stars Nic Cage)
OK, Ronnie, You Can Stop Running Now
Gump & Co.
posted by Eideteker 30 June | 00:02
Pretty Old Lady (sequel to Pretty Woman, after the Richard Gere character kicks the bucket and Julia Roberts has to go back to hustling)

Clean Dancing

Rachel Getting Divorced, at which Anne Hathaway's trainwreck of a character tries to monopolize the court proceedings by making yet another AA-type speech.

Lassie Leaves Home

posted by Orange Swan 30 June | 14:42
Disregarding Henry
posted by Orange Swan 30 June | 15:01
Toy Story 4: The Final Melting
When Harry Met Sally in Divorce Court
Wedding Crashers 2: Now We're Hitting on Your Mom
Home Alone 5: You're 30 and You Still Live With Your Parents?
You're an Old Man, Charlie Brown!
Charlie, the Chocolate Factory, Diabetes and You.
Lassie, Go Home (and shit in your own yard).
posted by doctor_negative 30 June | 18:00
You're an Old Man, Charlie Brown!

Aw... This one made me kind of sad :(
posted by Atom Eyes 01 July | 10:42
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