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Hanging Out With Godot.
The Passion of the Christ II. The Revenge.
Howard the Duck The Next Generation.
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot, Again!
The Other Room.
I'm gonna take it in a slightly different (read: less funny) direction:
Timecop 3: The Search for 2
The Conducers
Wall-F
A Brief History of History of the World: Part 2
Die Hard 0: Born Hard (a prequel, hope that's ok, where John McLaine has to escape his mother's womb in time to dispose of a bomb that's been planted in utero)
Idiocracy 2010: It's Happening ALREADY?
Monsters, Inc: The Really Hostile Takeover
March of the Penguins II: The Arctic Invasion
2011: The Obelisk Meets the Mayan Pyramid
Star Wars -1: The REAL Story of Anakin's Dad
Sex and the City Go to Florida (which would have been better than where they DID go in the sequel)
Stand By Me 20 Years Later: Looking for River Phoenix's Body (i'm sorry)
Iron Man 20 Years Later: A Little Rusty
Harry Potter and the 10 Year Hogwarts Reunion (you know it's going to happen)
Avatar and Feathers: The Bird Planet
Saw 12: The Angle Grinder (please don't tell me they've already done that)
How to Housetrain Your Dragon: The Family Visit
The Shawshank Relapse
Casablanca 2: It Really Did Turn Out to Be a Beautiful Friendship
Double Indemnity, Treble Damages
The Rabbit from Donnie Darko's Hoppy Easter Story
Godfather IV: Zombie Don!
Slumdog Billionaire.
Rocky VII Rumble at Retirement Acres.
Salò 2, or Yet Another 120 Days of Sodom.
All Dogs Go To Heaven 3: The Michael Vick Years.
Nell 2: Nell in the City
Rosemary's Toddler
Hurt Locker 2: The Hunt for Khadafy's Gold
They Still Shoot Horses, Don't They?
Henry: Portfolio of a Serial Killer
To Resurrect a Mockingbird
(to keep up with the theme) Rosemary's Twin Preschoolers
Plan 10 From Outer Space
The Pacemaker
The Good, the Not So Good, and The Surgically Reconstructed
The Y Files
Schindler's List: The Broadway Musical!
Mad Max IV: Drunk On The Pacific Coast Highway.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians In 3D - a James Cameron project.
How Stella Lost Her Groove Again.
The Fast And The Furious Go Green: Hybrids!
Star Trek: The Search For Shatner's Rug.
Putting Arizona Back Down Again
Miller's Crossing 2: Double Cross
The Stan Musial Suspects
O, Brother — Nevermind, There You Are
Blood Complex
Up in the Air 2: Grounded (DVD case has a picture of George Clooney wearing an apron over his suit, standing amongst scattered children's toys)
Hudsucker's 7 Proxies
Died in East L.A.
Chances Were
The Big Thaw
9 1/2 Weeks Later
King Solomon's Yours
Chasing Amy 2: The Quest for Banky's Gold
The Hunt for Red November
The Days
The Netbook
The Birdcage 2: Even Cagier (note: Stars Nic Cage)
OK, Ronnie, You Can Stop Running Now
Gump & Co.
Pretty Old Lady (sequel to Pretty Woman, after the Richard Gere character kicks the bucket and Julia Roberts has to go back to hustling)
Clean Dancing
Rachel Getting Divorced, at which Anne Hathaway's trainwreck of a character tries to monopolize the court proceedings by making yet another AA-type speech.
Toy Story 4: The Final Melting
When Harry Met Sally in Divorce Court
Wedding Crashers 2: Now We're Hitting on Your Mom
Home Alone 5: You're 30 and You Still Live With Your Parents?
You're an Old Man, Charlie Brown!
Charlie, the Chocolate Factory, Diabetes and You.
Lassie, Go Home (and shit in your own yard).
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