who took my staple(s/er)?? →[More:]

no seriously. I keep getting boxes of staples from the supply cabinet but everytime my stapler runs out I can't freaking find any. It's not like I haven't turned my damn desk inside out either.

I'm now utterly convinced that there's a singularity in my office which selectively eats Swingline 1/4" Speedpoints.

maybe another end of it is attached to my dryer to eat random socks?

dunno.

ehhhhh, screw it, I'm going home. Happy weekend!