MetaChat - A Very Important Poll

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05 June 2010

A Very Important Poll

post by: The Whelk at: 15:22 | 17 comments

It's so hard to choose!

In the top one (left) you're giving off an Artiste/Serial Killer vibe that says "I might be dangerous, but I'm intriguing and cuddly."

In the bottom one (right) you've got an Eagle Scout/Serial Killer thing going on that says "I might be dangerous, but I'm fresh and clean!"

Seriously, you look dashing either way.

posted by amyms 05 June | 16:22

WHY CAN'T I SEE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SUGGESTED

posted by Madamina 05 June | 16:37

I voted with the majority.

posted by Obscure Reference 05 June | 16:43

I like the left.

posted by Firas 05 June | 17:09

I vote for scruffy :)

posted by pjern 05 June | 17:50

Scruffy is in the lead.

Which One?
Better Left 64% (16 votes)
Better Right 20% (5 votes)
Who the hell do you think you are? 0% (0 votes)
Other: 16% (4 votes)
Total Votes: 25

So the common denominator is serial killer?

posted by The Whelk 05 June | 19:03

Serial killer it is.

posted by deborah 05 June | 19:10

Scruffy! RAWR!

posted by WolfDaddy 05 June | 19:13

Scruffy FTW.

And I'd say the common denominator is "handsome and intriguing and perhaps overly serious-appearing."

posted by treepour 05 June | 21:49

Scruffy is overrated. I picked the right.

posted by Doohickie 05 June | 22:09

Now that I've washed my hair it's looking very Marine - Maybe overdosing on Generation Kill was the cause - I haven't had my hair this short in over a decade and I haven't gone beardless in years, I keep getting shocked by my reflection.

posted by The Whelk 05 June | 22:14

or NOTE TO CASTING DIRECTORS: I HAVE AT LEAST TWO LOOKS.

posted by The Whelk 05 June | 22:15

Keep the floppy scalp hair and get rid of the facial scruff.

posted by brujita 06 June | 02:42

Maybe a little longer even with the hair, and make the scruff less but not gone. Like, shave every 2-3 days.

posted by Stewriffic 06 June | 08:05

Scruffy. You look super-young in the other one.

posted by gaspode 06 June | 08:57

Keep the short hair and grow some scruff. Best of both worlds IMO.

(Note to men: always leave your hair just long enough for your partner to pull at the appropriate time.)

posted by desjardins 06 June | 11:32

My partner is really short so it should have to be shoulder length.

Which I did have for a while.

posted by The Whelk 06 June | 11:46

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