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29 May 2010

Your Indescribable Media Crushes Everyone agrees High Jackman and Megan Fox are Hot, but what are your indescribable media crush objects? People for whom, despite all rational reason, make lights glow?

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For me James Ransone , not that he's like not attractive, but for some reason the characters he plays, Ziggy , Ray Person, spend an unusual amount of time in my subconscious. How about you?
My TV crush on Billy Mays was so widely known that I had friends sending me consolatory emails when he died. Heh.
posted by BoringPostcards 29 May | 22:40
Is the Progressive insurance salesgirl too obvious?
posted by qvantamon 29 May | 22:59
Oh James Ransone is hot, no doubt.

I have a real thing for Pete Campbell from Mad Men. Couldn't give a crap about the actor, just the character. Slimy weaselly little man. Heh.
posted by gaspode 29 May | 23:06
Renée Zellweger, Christopher Lee, Amanda Palmer, Tina Root (Switchblade Symphony) and virtually any woman who plays electric guitar or bass.
posted by Ardiril 29 May | 23:09
Oh are we talking Mad Men? Then it's all Paul Kinsey - idea fucking idea why as his character is awful but as a photo editor pointed out to me years ago "Man, you really likes that have your same eye-sha[e." So maybe that's it, I'm just a huge narcissist.
posted by The Whelk 29 May | 23:13
Ardrill, you know Kim Boekbinder? She's pretty much exactly that
posted by The Whelk 29 May | 23:17
And the girl from the Car insurance ads is called Flo.

I have no idea why I know that.
posted by The Whelk 29 May | 23:19
.....and you can apparently find fake porn with her in it, oh ..my internet. Oh My.
posted by The Whelk 29 May | 23:20
And of course chunky Seth Rogen which I'm attributing totally to High School.
posted by The Whelk 29 May | 23:22
I have to say I just don't get the Megan Fox thing.
posted by arse_hat 29 May | 23:39
Oh and just about any funny female comedian makes me hot.
posted by arse_hat 29 May | 23:41
I have to say I DO get the Seth Rogan thing, though he seems to be an okay actor who's in a lot of movies I'd never watch.
posted by BoringPostcards 29 May | 23:45
I know right? Give me Eva Green or something, but hey you know that's the first question straight guys ask me when they get drunk? What lady would you go hetro-for? So yeah, Eva Green, with some Nichole Kidman .

Then you get to the fun part and ask them the same thing, so, who would you go homo for?


Russel Crowe comes up with surprising frequency.
posted by The Whelk 29 May | 23:45
Oh! and yes Rita Hayworth . Straight guys always wanna ask that question and I can say yes, if Rita Hayworth appeared and say bed me now sub-creature I would, and I would fuck that shit up something fierce. They don't like it when you put the same question to them tho.
posted by The Whelk 29 May | 23:53
Megan Fox = Yawn. So does Angelina Jolie. I"m sure they're both fine people and I support them existing in the world and all, but for onscreen hottness I nominate:

Beyoncé
Michelle Rodriguez
Patricia Clarkson
Rena Owen
Frances Mcdormand
America Ferrera
and Shirley MacLaine circa The Apartment
posted by serazin 30 May | 00:25
Flo, the Progessive insurance lady, is Stephanie Courtney, a sometimes comedian.

Anyway, I'd like some incestuous 4-way action with the entire Taylor family from Friday Night Lights. Not only would it be hot, but it would totally rile up their conservative Texas town. Connie Britton is definitely the hottest high school principal ever.
posted by mullacc 30 May | 00:40
John Goodman. Helen Mirren. Daniel Vosovic. Katey Sagal.
posted by WolfDaddy 30 May | 01:25
Harvey Pekar
posted by brujita 30 May | 01:42
Katey Sagal in Sons of Anarchy is totally hot! Especially with that bypass scar between her boobs.

Kim Boekbinder is a new one for me, but yeah, that's the look I love.
posted by Ardiril 30 May | 02:07
Concur with: Beyoncé, Helen Mirren, Eva Green, Rita Hayworth

Not for me either: Megan Fox,Angelina Jolie, etc, etc

Cate Blanchett, Ingrid Bergman, Elizabeth Banks in 30 Rock

Scarlett Johansson, Alizée, ..

Regarding Whelks question: I have a hard time imagining the technicalities taking place.
But there are definitely guys that are pleasing to the eye in a secretly feeling I'd like to look like them way. It's a bit similar to the way a little boy looks at the hero in an adventure story. The heroic gladiator, the heroic captain, the heroic knight.
Russell Crowe often plays characters like that btw.
A name? Matt Damon, Mark Wahlberg, ..
posted by jouke 30 May | 02:38
And Natasha St Pier when she smiles.
posted by jouke 30 May | 02:52
I adored Anthony Michael Hall as The Geek in 16 Candles.

I also kind of crush on Shaggy from Scooby Doo.
posted by JanetLand 30 May | 05:17
Alan Rickman. Hooo boy.
posted by jonathanstrange 30 May | 05:20
I resent the idea that any crush of mine is irrational. SHE'S HOT OK
posted by Firas 30 May | 05:25
Judi Dench.
posted by ufez 30 May | 07:38
Flo, the Progessive insurance lady, is Stephanie Courtney, a sometimes comedian.

Ditto.
posted by jonmc 30 May | 08:26
and Kristen Schaal is kina cute, too.
posted by jonmc 30 May | 08:33
Straight woman with girl-crushes on Rachel Maddown and Ellen DeGeneres.
posted by quakermel 30 May | 10:24
Maddow, duh. The post form even MAKES you preview, and I still screwed it up.
posted by quakermel 30 May | 10:25
Straight guy with a crush on Maddow too.
posted by octothorpe 30 May | 10:27
Hugh Laurie in all his incarnations. One of those lucky guys who gets hotter as he grows older. But mainly he's just so so funny and talented.
posted by peacheater 30 May | 10:30
Mancrush on John Oliver.
posted by danf 30 May | 10:39
An ongoing media thorn in my gay side has been the absence of visible butches in popular culture. Now that Ellen is embracing her butchness, and Rachel Maddow is the heartthrob of the heterosexual left, I feel totally vindicated. This is an untapped market Hollywood! Bring on the rom-com vehicle for the studly butch!

/rant
posted by serazin 30 May | 10:43
virtually any woman who plays electric guitar or bass

This.

Hugh Laurie in all his incarnations.

Also this. Totally gay for Hugh.

Sorry for being so derivative.
posted by chrismear 30 May | 10:48
Flo, the Progessive insurance lady, is Stephanie Courtney, a sometimes comedian. // Ditto.
Me twelve. Not too inexplicable, though.

I'm not sure if I'd say it was a crush, but seeing Vincent D'Onofrio on the screen just makes me laugh and feel good. At first it was because of how he played the ridiculous Detective Goren on L&O:CI, but after that I learned he was the bad guy in the Cell, the suicide in Full Metal Jacket, the noseless drug lord in Salton Sea... There's something just so absurd about him and his roles that it makes me smile.

posted by fleacircus 30 May | 13:10
Always got hot for Trevor Goddard when he stripped down to his bikini underwear on JAG. Good thing I didn't find out he was a drug addict until he died...it's ok to have crushes on dead fuckups.
posted by Melismata 30 May | 14:08
Steve Buscemi and Benicio del Toro. Both ugly as sin and hot as hell.
posted by Senyar 30 May | 15:11
Also, as a TV character, Dr Romano in ER. I always felt sorry for him, he was so in love with Dr Corday and, despite being an utter bastard to all around him, every now and then there'd be a small glimpse of humanity. Maybe that's also why Dwight Schrute is my favourite character in The Office.
posted by Senyar 30 May | 15:13
Janeane Garofalo. Geek girls with glasses and tattoos are wonderful.

Katee Sackhoff. Tall, blonde, butch-ish. *whimper*

James McAvoy. Geek-ish with amazing eyes.

Hugh Laurie. Not conventionally handsome, but so very smart and funny
posted by deborah 30 May | 15:37
How about early '70s era Shelley Duvall? Especially in Nashville.
posted by octothorpe 30 May | 16:54
Willem Defoe.

And I'd go gay for Winona Ryder circa Reality Bites, and Uma Thurman, oh and that girl Michelle something who played Jaime on Tell Me You Love Me. For sure.
posted by rmless2 30 May | 17:12
I totally have a crush on Terry Gross's voice. Ditto for Shelagh Rogers on the CBC.

I once had a crush on Emma Thompson but that was long ago. And Jessica Alba was cute in Dark Angel.

Angelina Jolie
Gag me.
posted by DarkForest 30 May | 18:03
Owen Wilson? Is that unconventional?

Michael Cera.

Melissa Leo.



posted by rainbaby 30 May | 18:47
Kevin James from "The King Of Queens". I think he's adorable.

And I'm too lazy to look it up, but the guy who played Zach on "Accidentally on Purpose". He brings out the cougar in me.

If I played for the other team: Sarah Rue. She's so cute! And Salma Hyeck (spelling be damned).
posted by redvixen 30 May | 20:20
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
Noah Wyle
Zachary Levi
Sean Maher
Lee Pace
Milo Ventimiglia

I have more celebrity crushes, but they're rather mainstream (Adam Brody, Rob Lowe, NPH, Johnny Depp, Jon Hamm). I definitely have a type.
posted by unsurprising 30 May | 20:23
Just catching up on some TV and I have to say Leslie Hendrix who plays Dr. Elizabeth Rodgers on all the L&O shows.
posted by arse_hat 30 May | 22:01
Sean Bean (RAWR)
Daniel Craig (Rawr)
Pierce Brosnan (He looks practically the same now as when I was a kid. Black magic?)
Justin Timberlake
James Woods (Picture me watching Videodrome, ogling him and cringing at everything else. Strange combination.)

Would bat for the other team for:
Scarlett Johansson
posted by halonine 30 May | 22:31
I totally went gay for Naveen Andrews on Lost. His being romantically involved with Barbara Hershey* - who I've had a crush on since Hannah and Her Sisters - might have had something to do with it, but I don't think so.

[* Upon checking the spelling of his name just now, I just learned that they broke up! So either of them can call me.]

The not-conventionally-attractive women who make me go mreow! include actress Frances Conroy, journalist Christiane Amanpour, and TV food host Alex Guarnaschelli.
posted by Joe Beese 31 May | 05:34
Betty White
Grace Jones
Sylvie Testud
Andy Lau
Clive Owen
posted by Hugh Janus 31 May | 09:12
Aw, I just thought of someone else. Kyle Chandler, who plays Coach Taylor on Friday Night Lights. Although I'm not sure if I want to sleep with him or have him be my dad.
posted by gaspode 05 June | 16:06
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