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20 May 2010

THIS IS A SWEARY SHOUTING THREAD! →[More:]

HEY JERKWADS! YOU NOT KNOWING THE TERMS OF YOUR POLICY IS NOT MY FUCKING FAULT! READ YOUR FUCKING HANDBOOK OR BETTER YET, SPEND FIVE FUCKING MINUTES AND CALL US SO WE CAN TELL YOU WHAT YOU NEED TO DO FOR US TO COVER YOUR EXPENSIVE PRIVATE HEALTH CARE BILLS!

DON'T GET ALL JACKASSY WITH *ME* BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LISTEN WHEN WE TOLD YOU THE TERMS. DON'T GET ALL SNIPPY WITH *ME* BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT HAVING A MEMBERSHIP NUMBER GIVES YOU ACCESS TO ANYTHING YOU WANT!

IT'S REALLY FUCKING STUPID TO THINK WE'RE GOING TO PAY ANY AND EVERY BILL ON YOUR BEHALF WITH NO QUESTIONS ASKED! IT'S A BUSINESS, GET REAL!

I do not get paid enough to even care about a gnat's ass, but repeatedly taking calls from these assholes would rile Mother Theresa.

post by: Specklet at: 08:56 | 12 comments

I LOVE FUCKING SHOUTING AND SWEARING! ALSO I'VE BEEN WATCHING A LOT OF DEADWOOD AND REALLY LIKE HOW TRIXIE MANAGED TO REFER TO HER "FUCKING FUCKING" SOL! THAT LOOPY C...

I'M BACK TO WORK AFTER TWO WEEKS OFF TO HAVE THE OL' GALL BLADDER OUT AND ANNOYED THAT I DIDN'T WIN THE LOTTERY WHILE I WAS OFF. OF COURSE I DIDN'T FUCKING BUY ANY TICKETS, SO NO REAL SURPRISE THERE!

posted by richat 20 May | 09:39

I ALREADY ACCOMPLISHED A FULL DAY'S WORTH OF SWEARING FOR MOST PEOPLE WHEN I GOT A PHONE CALL THIS MORNING SHORTLY AFTER 5AM AND THE PERSON ON THE OTHER END OPENED THE CONVERSATION WITH "WHO'S THIS?" EXCEPT OF COURSE IN THE LOCAL DIALECT IT SOUNDS LIKE "HOOOOOZIYYYUS?" AND THERE ARE TIMES WHEN I FIND THE LOCAL DIALECT CHARMING AND THERE ARE TIMES WHEN SOMEONE HAS CALLED MY PHONE NUMBER IS SAYING "HOOOOOZIYYYUS?" AT ME SHORTLY AFTER 5AM AND I CALLED THIS PERSON SOME VERY BAD WORDS.

posted by Wolfdog 20 May | 09:59

I THINK I USED UP MY SWEARING QUOTA FOR THE WEEK YESTERDAY AND NOW I AM TOTALLY EXHAUSTED. PLUS I AM GOING TO AN ADOPTION INFORMATION MEETING TONIGHT SO I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T SWEAR THERE.

posted by desjardins 20 May | 10:30

THE COWORKER WHOM I REGULARLY BITCH ABOUT AND WAS ON VACATION LAST WEEK SO I DIDN'T IS BACK, AND NOW I WANNA BITCH ALL THE DAMN TIME. BITCH BITCH BITCH. GAH!

posted by toastedbeagle 20 May | 11:28

WE ARE CLOSING ON OUR HOUSE ON MONDAY AND I AM SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK TO DEATH OF SIGNING PAPERS AND LOOKING AT NUMBERS! AND I'M GETTING REALLY FUCKING PISSED OFF THAT OUR TITLE COMPANY SEEMS TO THINK THAT EMAILING JUST ONE OF US IS APPROPRIATE WHEN SENDING URGENT INSTRUCTIONS THAT BOTH OF US MUST FOLLOW! WE ARE GODDAMNED SEPARATE PEOPLE WITH GODDAMNED SEPARATE LIVES, GODDAMNIT, AND I AT LEAST WOULD LIKE TO BE TREATED AS SUCH, NOT AS SOME APPENDAGE WHO GETS INFORMATION SECOND-HAND! PLUS IT MEANS THAT HALF MY FUCKING EMAIL IS NOW FILLED UP WITH FUCKING FORWARDS, WHICH IS ANNOYING! GRARRRRR!

posted by occhiblu 20 May | 11:43

Occhiblu-
THAT IS ANNOYING! YOU HAVE MY SYMPATHY.

posted by toastedbeagle 20 May | 13:55

TOO BAD ABOUT THE LOTTERY RICHAT, HOPE YOU'RE FEELING BETTER

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT I GOT VIP TICKETS TO A WEIRD AL CONCERT IN JULY - IT'S GONNA BE IN FLORIDA AND IT'S ON MY SISTER'S BIRTHDAY AND I GOT HELP TO BUY IT AND EVERYTHING SO I'M ALL MAKING PLANS TO START DRIVING ON JULY 16 TO GET THERE IN TIME.

AND I GET A GODDAMN FUCKING EMAIL FROM THAT GODDAMNCOCKSUCKINGFUCKLIKCINGJACKASSED VENDOR FROM THE PROJECT FROM HELL THAT WILL NOT DIE THAT THEY HAVE SCHEDULED THE LAST BIT OF THE PROJECT FOR JULY 18-19.

NO GODFUCKINGDAMMIT I WILL NOT BE FUCKING AVAILABLE. SHIT.

posted by lysdexic 20 May | 15:59

I HATE FILLING OUT FUCKING JOB APPLICATION FORMS WHERE I HAVE TO REWRITE EVERYTHING THAT'S ALREADY ON MY STUPID RESUME AND WHERE I *ALSO* HAVE TO PUT IN EXACT DATES OF EMPLOYMENT AND EXACT STARTING AND ENDING SALARIES. I'VE BEEN WORKING MORE THAN 20 YEARS, WHO THE FUCK KEEPS TRACK OF THAT SHIT??

posted by JanetLand 20 May | 17:53

I GOT A 'VERBAL WARNING' FOR BEING 'ABRUPT' WITH A CUSTOMER! THIS IS FUCKING NEW YORK CITY, YOU WANT 'NICE,' MOVE TO FUCKING MINNESOTA, LADY!!

posted by jonmc 20 May | 18:37

I suspect somewhere along the line my brain lost a huge chunk of cells. fuck.

posted by Firas 20 May | 20:00

You say that like it's a bad thing.

posted by jonmc 20 May | 21:15

Also, my ability to read a Dan Savage column and not get queasy has dramatically declined since they added comments. I'm generally bored with the whole genre of people talking about stuff.

posted by Firas 21 May | 08:18

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