WHY IS THE COMBO OF ADOBE ACROBAT + POWERPOINT ALWAYS SUCH AN ABORTIVE BATSHIT ERROR-RIDDEN CLUSTERFUCK OF FAIL???!!! MOREOVER, WHY FOR THE LOVE OF LITTLE GREEN TENTACLED ZOMBIE ALIENS DOES EVERY WHITE-COLLAR ASSHAT IN THE WORLD BLOODYMINDEDLY INSIST ON USING GARGANTUAN 20MB BACKGROUNDS THAT SIMULTANEOUSLY BRING THE PRINT SERVER, MY INBOX AND MY POOR, OVERTAXED, MEMORY-ADDLED AND WOEFULLY UNDERPOWERED CPU TO THEIR KNEES? PAPERLESS OFFICE MY PASTY WHITE ASS!!!

SPEAKING OF INBOX FAIL, I CAME HOME THE OTHER NIGHT TO DISCOVER A WASP IN OUR MAILBOX!! AAARRRRGH!!!

I AM VERY, VERY UNHAPPY THAT THE AC ADAPTER FOR MY LAPTOP IS NOT WORKING!

Grom!
(Dutch grar)

I don't have a personal GRAR today, but I laughed my ass off this afternoon when a ~10 year old girl stood up in the middle of my son's Kumon math class and shouted at great volume, "I HATE THIS PLACE! I WANT TO GO HOME TO WATCH FUCKING HANNAH MONTANA!"

So, petite sweet-looking child who hates Kumon, this GRAR is for you.

I AM NOT GOING TO BE HIRED ON FOR A REGULAR POSITION. BUT I WAS TOLD I CAN STAY TILL THEY FIND MY REPLACEMENT. WTF?

(hi bunnies, guess you'll be seeing me again)

THIS IS A BIG FAT GRAR FOR EVERYBODY WHO'S OVERWORKED, UNDERPAID, UNDERAPPRECIATED AND PISSED OFF ABOUT IT! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!

Can we have a GRAR for those who live in countries with crappy electoral systems and no viable government?

Thanks.

flapjax, can you include the unemployed in that?

GRAR! STUPID WIND I HATE YOU! YOU ARE RUINING MY BIKE RIDE! YOU ARE TOO GODDAMN BLOWY! I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOUR STUPID FACE WIND! PUNCH PUNCH! GODDAMN IT WIND, YOU DEFEATED ME AGAIN! GRAR! I'LL BITE YOU!