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30 April 2010

The Better Marriage Blanket - The problem no one likes to talk about. Now wonder they call it 'silent but deadly'.

post by: Ardiril at: 21:36 | 11 comments

Haaaaaaaaaa.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 30 April | 21:53

I was waiting for the real-life testimonials.

posted by Ardiril 30 April | 22:05

"The same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons!"

If it gets to that point, I think "major diet change" or "separate beds" are your best options.

posted by BoringPostcards 30 April | 22:09

Won't work if you're playing Turtle.

posted by ColdChef 30 April | 22:13

I'm laughing so hard Trilby's getting freaked out.

posted by Orange Swan 30 April | 23:31

"Are you cold darling?"
"Mmm, yes."
"I have a solution for you..."
*BZZZZZZFFFFFFZZZZTPH*

posted by Meatbomb 01 May | 01:00

"*BZZZZZZFFFFFFZZZZTPH*" posted by Meatbomb - Hopefully that one wasn't eponysterical.

posted by Ardiril 01 May | 01:14

Is that real? Can I get one without calling the 800 number and branding myself with the Hobo Scratch?

Because I have this friend who could use one.

posted by Triode 01 May | 01:31

They suggest giving it as a gift. I wonder how that works out in practice.

posted by Obscure Reference 01 May | 07:43

I'm so buying that as a wedding gift for the next wedding I go to.

posted by Doohickie 01 May | 18:29

Man, I just missed out on that. Had a wedding to go to yesterday.

posted by lysdexic 02 May | 14:50

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