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20 April 2010

I dislike ducks.
They make good soup.
posted by Ardiril 20 April | 15:47
CHICKEN-IST!
posted by BoringPostcards 20 April | 15:58
They quack too much.
posted by msali 20 April | 16:10
What did they do, mudpuppie?
posted by Melismata 20 April | 16:12
That's just daffy.
posted by Atom Eyes 20 April | 16:19
But they are beautiful comical things!
posted by JanetLand 20 April | 16:19
My wife has it out for quail and geese, for different reasons. I find the former comical, and the latter a bit threatening.
posted by filthy light thief 20 April | 17:20
But what about Joan-Ducking-Jett?

Oh. Did I mis-read that all this time?
posted by richat 20 April | 17:30
Ducks are super fast flappers.
posted by chewatadistance 20 April | 19:30
My SO also bears a grudge against ducks.

I like ducks but I dislike geese after an unfortunate stale bread incident.
posted by jamaro 20 April | 20:28
Well you're not supposed to put stale bread in your pants. That's what fish are for.
posted by Doohickie 20 April | 20:41
If only I had read the directions on the loaf wrapper! :slaps head:
posted by jamaro 20 April | 20:50
As it happens, when I got home work from tonight, I sat by the pond in my backyard and spent some quality time with a duck that has claimed it as its own.

I've never had my own private duck before. It's quite soothing.
posted by Joe Beese 20 April | 22:31
I want my own private duck!

Geese can take a walk, though.
posted by halonine 20 April | 22:55
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Some ducks is sleazy.
posted by Kronos_to_Earth 20 April | 23:33
I like ducks and miss the duck pond in the last RV park I lived in. It was really fun watching the little balls of yellow fluff troop after the mother ducks in the Spring.
posted by deborah 21 April | 02:59
I have a friend who has a duck phobia.

She would not like the shelf above my toilet.
posted by Madamina 21 April | 09:20
I want a new duck
One that won't try to bite
One that won't chew a hole in my socks
One that won't quack all night...
posted by Melismata 21 April | 09:41
You're an anti-webbedfeetist. The worst kind of bigot, that.
posted by danf 21 April | 12:47
Melismata:
Your ditty is a parody of the Huey Lewis & the News hit "I Want a New Drug", which was partially plagiarized by Ray Parker, Jr. when writing the theme song to Ghostbusters, the hit comedy that was parodied in the Looney Tunes cartoon compilation movie Quackbusters, which starred... none other than Daffy Duck.

Ima go lie down now.
posted by Atom Eyes 21 April | 15:37
I used to like ducks until I learned about the sexual violence!
posted by Miko 21 April | 16:11
Oh, the sexual violence. My kids thought they were fighting and tried to break it up. I explained that they were mating and then the questions came. "What's mating, mommy?" When I was a kid my friends and I used to try to "protect" the female ducks and chase the male ducks away. As I recall I think one of our friends accused the male ducks of raping the female ducks.

There were some cute new ducklings at the pond in my backyard. Mom duck started with 10-12. She now has two. Or, maybe none. I haven't seen them today. The hawks come down and grab them. It's a sad sight to see.
posted by LoriFLA 22 April | 13:37
Lunchtime mini-meetup || Is it time for me to get over my "affect vs effect" peeve?

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