Why must they be a millionaire if you only require a room? Is it because you're interested in managing the millionaire lifestyle?

Damn. About twenty years too early. But I will definitely need someone like you once my plans come to fruition.

OR: Because they would probably have a killer kitchen.

Note to self: Avoid using words like 'killer' in threads like this.

I am going to hit the lottery as soon as I get around to playing it, so I will keep your number on speed dial.

I find the greatest attribute of a killer kitchen is a large walk-in freezer.

Are you carefree and happy-go-lucky in contrast to my stuffy and formal lifestyle?

Will you rearrange the books on my shelves in order by color and secretly keep two mischievous pet bunnies in the bottom drawer of the dresser?

After our initial misunderstanding leading to an inevitable pointed argument between us that causes much necessary introspection, will you teach me to love life again?

Because then I will live life to its fullest, after much mutual shedding of tears, especially when you are unexpectedly diagnosed with a terminal illness.

Please live, Ardiril! Live for us! Think of the bunnies! I bet I have that rare blood type you need, I'm getting tested tonight! I won't make the same mistakes you did!

I ... I love you Ardiril. Like the offspring I never had.

We have a killer kitchen. And an unoccupied moldy basement bedroom. And access to one of the best heart treatment centers in the world. Hmmmmmmm.

I just finished my Fed Taxes and am getting a wee bit o' refund. Oh, So sorry good chap, but I'm just a wee bit shy of the millionaire category... but we can dream together of untold riches for just one brief night and curse the cruel world.

My kitchen's not great, but it has some serious knives in it. It could be a killer kitchen.

Also, I was a millionaire a while back... when I was in Turkey. I wouldn't mind going back to Turkey, if it helps (though I think they may've fixed their currency since then).