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Have you ever wondered why the ASL signal is so similar to the sign of Satan? ASL was financed by the Rockefellers and devised by Helen Keller, a theosophist i.e. Mason.
This opens up a whole new area of Helen Keller jokes:
Q: How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face?
A: By dancing cheek-to-cheek with Satan.
Q: Why didn't Helen Keller didn't scream when she fell off a cliff?
A: She was too busy making the sign of the devil with her hands.
Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
A: You would too, if your owner was a godless humanist.