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05 March 2010

So, I got some casual work. Nothing fancy, just processing photo's and data for schools. But today, it made my head explode.[More:]
So, I'm merrily sorting through kids portraits when I come across what I think is a duplicate. No problem - it sometimes happens. The first name is spelled slightly differently each time, so I assume it's a clerical error. Except that each one also has a different ID number. Major stuff up, but again - nothing unsual.

Until I get to the group photo and realise that I'm actually dealing with identical twins. One named Allan. The other named Allen.

Which begs the question: What kind of diabolical fruitloop gives nearly identical names to their identical twins???? I can't even begin to think of all the problems this is going to cause along the line. What were they thinking??

Or perhaps they're being really cunning and setting the kids up for a stellar career in crime. Alibi? DNA? Documents? What a confusion!!

Still, it's the perfect end to a week that found me checking photo's for an S. Wanka, B & J Crappe, and the delightfully named Rong Wang.
That's messed up but congrats on the work.
posted by arse_hat 05 March | 01:56
Talked to a Mr. Wank at the bank the other day.
posted by mdonley 05 March | 04:14
Maybe they're kids of an astronaut & they're going to send one up in a rocket to mars for a decade & then bring him back & measure them for bionic superpowers.

(wow. no wonder your head exploded.)
posted by chewatadistance 05 March | 07:22
I grew up with a brother and sister pairing who were a year apart. The brother was Brian, and the sister was Ryan.
posted by SpiffyRob 05 March | 07:41
My grandmother was a twin, she and her brother were Winifred and Wilifred.
posted by octothorpe 05 March | 08:07
Just took a call about a specialist named Sterling Pugh. (I'm sat giggling at my desk.)
posted by Specklet 05 March | 10:14
When I was a family lawyer I had a client whose sons were called Blain, Lane, Duane, Shane, Kane and Wayne. Their sister was called Jane.
posted by essexjan 05 March | 15:12
EssexJan: that's just...well...I'm not actually sure what that is.

We used to have an old comedy show here that featured a character called Con the Fruiterer who was a very Greek-Australian stereotype. His daughters were supposedly called Roula, Toula, Soula, Voula, Foula and Agape (which, in the show, sounded like "A Guppy").

The only way to top that would be to call the boys Rip, Biff, Pow, Blam, Bash and Whallop, and then call their sister Onomatopoeia.
posted by ninazer0 05 March | 17:20
Try the Orlando murder trials of Donte and Dante Hall ....

There's also a case a few years ago of, I think, first cousins with the exact same name, and the wrong first cousin was arrested.
posted by dhartung 05 March | 17:24
Mr. Wank at the bank

We should all be so lucky as to rhyme with our workplaces.
posted by tangerine 05 March | 18:21
Thrown together as I play it radio. || Photo Friday: this week's theme is "Up & Down"

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