Bad boys, bad boys... whatcha gonna do? →[More:]Just got my first speeding ticket in 20 years. (Late for work.) The patrolman couldn't have been nicer or more professional. Took my word for it that I'd been wearing my seatbelt until I stopped and had to reach over for my registration. Only gave me a warning about not carrying proof of insurance. And dropped the speed from 82 to 70.

A very regular part of his day on the job. Only the regular parts of my day on the job don't run the risk of my getting shot in the face. So a tip of the hat to you, Officer. I'll set my alarm earlier from now on.