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"These ears we did not recognize," she said. "And his face, if a dog can look worried, he looked worried."
Dachshunds always look worried to me.
Also, I love that thing about the ears. It sounds a bit like a monarch disinheriting his prodigal son by way of royal proclamation: "These ears we do not recognize."
My brother has two weiner dogs, and I'm pretty sure they would never be this useful. His large wolf mix, however, she would save the entire family from aliens if she had to.