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Does chrismear get the most valentines as the keeper of the valentines?
He better had! Thanks so much, chrismear! I may not be around tomorrow to play, so I'm especially grateful that for that little bit of time-zone wiggle room!
I might not be able to write Valentines with my usual prolixity, because I'm packing up the house and cleaning and getting ready to move, but I LOVES YA BABIES! ALL O' YUZ CRAZY CRITTERS!
I think someone was trying to be funny, honestly...
If you won't be my valentine, I'LL FUCKING FLAME OUT ON METATALK AND CLOSE MY ACCOUNT, BITCH.
I do it because I love you
But this sort of thing would be funnier if there weren't sociopaths sending me stuff like this every so often (rarely, but more than never). I'm pretty inured to it generally, the world is full of weirdos, and I didn't mean to make this into some sort of pity party, but yeah if someone could delete that [4:44, 2/14/08] I'd be appreciative.
Oh, I see. That kind of ah-haha exaggerated insult thing is tricky; it was probably sent by someone who thinks it's so crazily over-the-top that no one could possibly ever never never ever say it in earnest, so they say it as a goony joke... but of course, the world has loons as well as goons in it, so there are a few people who could say it in earnest.
Mayhap a cuddly SMOOCH could make it better? SMOOOOOOOOOOOOCHJESSAMYN.
I would like to apologize if any of my Valentines cross the line. I didn't send jessamyn's, but some of y'all is just too sexay for me to keep it to myself.
I tend to re-use valentines I receive that I think are funny- plain ole' copy and pasting. Being anonymous makes plagiarism so appealing, and so easy! I even think I was the one who sent jessamyn the one she posted above, because I got it from somebody else and thought it was funny and sent it out to a number of people.
Part of me wants to start sending out valentines willy nilly until time is up. Part of me says it's been done before, by me. There are all these valentines that will probably never be claimed and they are probably the better for it.
I sit as of this moment undecided.
I was trying to be clever, then I got tired and just went for pithy and sincere.
But honestly, I'm just posting in this thread so all y'all will see me and remember to send me valentines. 'Cuz I'm whorey like that.
I never liked fried okra until a Southerner made it for me. And Hot Damn, that was tasty. I don't even know when okra would be available in Alaska so I could try making it myself.
I would only recommend using fresh okra for fried okra. Frozen and canned okra is only good for soups and stews, and even then, I only put it in the pot a couple minutes before I serve it. Frozen breaded okra is alright, but the oil must be to temperature, and I would only cook one serving at a time.
I've been swamped the last two weeks and not been here much and I just forgot about this. But I got a couple dozen out in the last half hour. I'll send more tomorrow!
Is there time? To send a whole bunch of valentines? To one person over and over? Or five random people? Who have to work together to solve riddles unlocking magical prizes?
Well, is there?