MetaChat - Y'ins are supposed to entertain me but I'm bored. You're all fired!

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28 January 2010

Y'ins are supposed to entertain me but I'm bored. You're all fired!

post by: Ardiril at: 17:19 | 18 comments

*cleans out desk*

posted by Atom Eyes 28 January | 17:29

YOU CAN'T FIRE ME I QUIT!

posted by The Whelk 28 January | 17:30

Gosh I thought he'd NEVER fire me. . .now I can collect unemployment. Yipee!!

posted by danf 28 January | 17:31

I have tenure.

You can, however, send me on sabbatical.

posted by Elsa 28 January | 17:38

Wait a minute, I'm WORKING here? WHERE'S MY SEVERANCE CHECK?

(BTW, don't drink the coffee in the break room. It has been peed in more than usual.)

posted by oneswellfoop 28 January | 18:10

Nope, wait, waiiit for it....

"I WAS JUST KIDDING! IT WAS A JOKE! YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!

"Really?"

"NO, YOU'RE FIRED. SERIOUSLY.....NO I WAS JUST JOKING!"

"..."

This classic moment from The Office was brought to you by LT Media -
LT Media: "Everything you want to be!"

posted by Lipstick Thespian 28 January | 18:28

Well, this stapler is mine.

posted by lysdexic 28 January | 18:49

Please, I'm a short-timer! Like I care if you fire me!

posted by crush-onastick 28 January | 19:53

I told them I'd burn the place down. It was my stapler, it was a very nice stapler. Red Swingline. But he took it and I told them I'd burn it down but they didn't listen

posted by Eideteker 28 January | 20:13

You're fired!

posted by D.C. 28 January | 20:51

Who do you think you are, Donald Fucking Trump?

If so, am I on TV?

posted by oneswellfoop 28 January | 21:54

"Y'ins"? You sound like you're from around here.

posted by octothorpe 28 January | 22:15

I finished the laundry, made dinner, did dishes, fed the dogs... and you expect me to be entertaining too!?!?

You beast!

*loud, heaving sob*

posted by amyms 28 January | 22:28

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by Kronos_to_Earth 28 January | 22:51

WOOHOO!! Early day!!

posted by pompomtom 29 January | 00:20

I'm filing a complaint with HR. My last review was great, except for the problem with the coconuts. And I said I'd take care of it.

posted by Gorgik 29 January | 01:53

I never trusted you. That's why I took my stapler weeks ago. It's a very nice stapler.

posted by warbaby 29 January | 10:52

Ringaringaringafuckingding!

posted by brujita 30 January | 02:38

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