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I am:
1. Cold. It is freaking FREEZING in my office. I have a big scarf tucked around me, my fleece over my lap, and (because my butt was getting very very cold) the arms of the fleece wrapped around behind me. Am considering pouring hot tea on my feet.
2. Bemused and irritated. Is this really my job? I can’t believe I spend 37 hours a week answering this cursed phone. Why are people so idiotic and why is everything invariably complicated?
3. Impatient. Come on, spring! Come on, move to Portland! (We're moving back to Portland this summer.) Come on, end of work day!
4. Bloated. I hate you, gallbladder. Your manners are NOWHERE.
5. Undecided. What should I have for dinner? The boy will be out late, so this can be whatever. Should I scrounge around the house, or get some little piece of beef to broil? I’ll bet that leftover chimi-churri-like sauce would be awesome on cow...