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21 January 2010

Grrrrr Having a Texas Hissie Fit. My ex- just screwed me for 300+ Amurrican bux. →[More:]I paid for something and he swore he had the money, put me off several times and now says he needed it for something else, and besides, he's unhappy w/ the divorce settlement. 15 years ago, and the mediator thought it was fair at the time. I'm an idiot for trusting him for even 15 seconds. I'ma go give some money to Haitian earthquake relief.

Meanwhile, got any good jokes?

post by: theora55 at: 15:33 | 6 comments

A man shows up at a bar and orders 3 shots and downs them angrily one after the other.

The bartender asks what's wrong and he says, "I came home and found my wife screwing my best friend, so I told her to get her things and get the hell out." The bartender, shocked, says, "what did you say to your best friend?"

I said, "BAD DOG! YOU'RE A VERY BAD DOG!".

posted by plinth 21 January | 15:52

OH MY GOURD I AM SO ANGRY ON YOUR BEHALF. A decade ago, my ex screwed me pretty good on my way out the door, and that's after I spent a year supporting his first year of grad school. These screwed-by-ex stories make me so mad I could spit.

No jokes, but here' a link to Mike Birbiglia's site. Check the DVD preview clip; it's got a nice quick jackassy bit about his parents.

posted by Elsa 21 January | 16:18

oooooh! That's a wonderful joke, plinth!

posted by jason's_planet 21 January | 16:19

I still get pissed off at the mister's ex occasionally. She took him to the cleaners, yet he let her because he just wanted out of the relationship. But still... *sigh*

Stories like his and you bunnies makes me glad that I have no exes lurking in the past.

Big hugs!

posted by deborah 21 January | 19:46

A little boy is in the bathtub, splashing happily while his mother looks on. His wee testicles catch his eye, and cupping them, he asks "Mom? Are these my brains?"

"Not yet, honey," his mother replies. "Not yet."

posted by Specklet 22 January | 09:29

Hee. Thanks for the encouragement and cheer.

posted by theora55 22 January | 23:34

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