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12 January 2010

Rules of the game. Grab the nearest book. Turn to page 55. Go to the fifth sentence. What does it say?[More:]

"The floor was thoroughly wet, disguising any tracks."
The Interpretation of Murder by Jed Rubenfeld.
You do not appreciate, comrade, the mighty thing that we have done.
posted by Meatbomb 12 January | 03:43
"Early morning at Home Suite Home meant rattling pipes, screaming children, blaring televisions, and yapping dogs." -- Snap, Carol Snow
posted by brina 12 January | 03:52
"Walter regarded them with his head slightly on one side." The Day of the Triffids, John Wyndham, ebook.
posted by arse_hat 12 January | 04:07
In Moabit you were never safe; people lived too close to the border between survival and starvation.

City of Shadows: A Novel of Suspense ~ Ariana Franklin

This is an e-book, actually, so it doesn't have regular page numbers. In my e-reader, I have "locations," so I looked up how many pages the regular paperback is, divided that by 55, then divided the last (highest) location number in my ebook by this number to get to what would be about the same spot, presumably. Which behavior didn't really seem very weird to me until I started explaining it in actual words.
posted by taz 12 January | 04:17
"They sink," said Rincewind.
posted by ninazer0 12 January | 04:23
While Inu o aratte kureta is "He washed the dog for me," Inu o aratte moratta is "I got him to wash the dog for me."
posted by chrismear 12 January | 05:19
Distinct calls are given for distinct predators & produce distinct escape behaviors.
posted by Daniel Charms 12 January | 05:25
Baykonur was a toy for an Emperor: an elegant, intricate, inextricable mass of light and shade.
posted by Specklet 12 January | 06:13
Two deacons also took her hand and stressed the word grateful. The Witch of Blackbird Pond
posted by Stewriffic 12 January | 06:52
Not only did it confirm that Caroline was actively procuring girls from the streets under false pretences, but that she was a dangerous threat to the morality of young women in the community.

From a biography of Mme Brussels, Marvellous Melbourne's Queen of Harlotry
posted by jonathanstrange 12 January | 06:52
Our experience then presents us with a problem, which derives from the fact that, at the very heart of the primary processes, we see preserved the insistence of the trauma in making us aware of its existence.
posted by Obscure Reference 12 January | 07:19
In a rare moment of introspection, Frank said: "I'm too much of a volatile man. I admire someone who can walk away after being needled, quietly ignoring the whole thing."

The Way You Wear Your Hat (Frank Sinatra and the Lost Art of Livin') by Bill Zehme - this was a gift to my friend Chris. I brought it back when I was cleaning out his apartment after he passed away. He loved Sinatra.
posted by richat 12 January | 07:37
He was idling in an orange Duster. White vinyl roof. No muffler.

Evil: stories by Rennie Sparks. Not a book I'd reccommend.
posted by BoringPostcards 12 January | 07:41
LOWER FLAMMABLE LIMIT (LFL): The minimum concenteration of vapor in air at which propagation of flame will occur in the presence of an ignition source.

*knowledge may help with richat's volatile man above....*
posted by mightshould 12 January | 08:10
Women's life expectancy, it was noted repeatedly, was outstripping men's.
posted by amro 12 January | 08:16
A man wishes to perpetuate and immortalize himself, as it were, on his great-grandchildren.
posted by The Whelk 12 January | 08:31
Florindo: What!?
posted by rainbaby 12 January | 08:44
"The unplowed road smoothed its boundaries against the surrounding fields, but Sam knew the bends."
posted by box 12 January | 09:01
1/4 pound unsalted butter, at room temperature.
posted by Kangaroo 12 January | 09:01
Richard found Jessica's parents deeply intimidating, each in their separate ways. (Neverwhere, Neil Gaiman)
posted by po 12 January | 09:05
Instead, Rollins see-sawed indulgently between self-pity and macho excess.

Our band could be your life - Michael Azerrad

Heh.
posted by gaspode 12 January | 09:25
It has too much notation to be reproduced here.
posted by Wolfdog 12 January | 09:30
Whereupon Lane's eyelids fell; and instantly, by some alchemy of muscular control, he seemed asleep.

Rollins makes me swoon.
posted by crush-onastick 12 January | 09:34
That's a funny one, gaspode. That Hank, whatta guy.
posted by richat 12 January | 09:39
"Review the options for modifying the notification area." Ahhh...that Windows Vista book is a real page turner.
posted by Slack-a-gogo 12 January | 09:59
She may even have been in love with me.
posted by Joe Beese 12 January | 10:30
It is, I think, the only time I have ever had a non-embarrassing book beside me for this game.
posted by gaspode 12 January | 10:48
The most common block-and-tackle systems used for stage rigging have apparent mechanical advantages ranging from 2:1 to 6:1.

-Stage Rigging Handbook, Third Edition
Jay O. Glerum
posted by danf 12 January | 10:56
mightshould, are you at work to have that book at hand?
posted by danf 12 January | 10:57
Dickens now proposes Sketches by Boz and Cuts by Cruikshank in preference to a more cumbersome joke-title they had been toying with that rather pointlessly parodied a contemporary travel book.
posted by Atom Eyes 12 January | 11:12
Indeed, just a year later Henry Taylor drafted a comparable reply to a similar petition, revealing in the process amazing callousness and an obtuse disregard of Jamaican realities.
posted by AwkwardPause 12 January | 11:23
Enoch wept openly as the wooden coffin was lowered into the ground.
posted by Sil 12 January | 11:26
The cherry plum test is held in my kitchen. (Muriel Barbery's Elegance of the Hedgehog)
posted by leesh 12 January | 11:57
Sometimes the knowledge required includes machine language and microchip architecture.

-Exploiting Software
posted by octothorpe 12 January | 12:20
"His wound was severe."

-Jakob Wasserman, "Lukardis"
posted by Iridic 12 January | 12:37
Your skin had to be oiled to reflect the purple strobes, your hair had to be coaxed into a volumous Nashville tangle.
posted by rollick 12 January | 12:39
Write your name in position number 1 in the far left column.

- Genealogy 101
posted by sueinnyc 12 January | 12:47
"Joint debtors may complete one statement only."
-- Nolo, Chapter 13 Bankruptcy (reproduction of federal form)
posted by dhartung 12 January | 13:11
When looking at correlational data, as described above, we need statistical techniques to describe how the attributes we are studying relate to one another.
-Psychology textbook (doing work on it)
posted by rmless2 12 January | 13:30
"Levi, like other surviving witnesses, was ashamed of what he had seen, of what others had done; he felt "the shame the Germans did not know, that the just man experiences at another man's crime; the feeling of guilt that such a crime should exist..."

"Reappraisals" - Tony Judt
posted by PROD_TPSL 12 January | 14:49
If you drop it in the wrong place, you through for the night -- and I couldn't afford two guitars.
posted by Hugh Janus 12 January | 16:17
"ad perpetuam remanentiam [Law Latin] Hist.: To remain forever."

"Black's Law Dictionary, Eighth Edition" -- Bryan A. Garner, Editor in Chief
posted by lonefrontranger 12 January | 17:47
"Adding the Option key as you drag the handle lets you adjust all columns at once."

Mac OS X Leopard Edition The Missing Manual
posted by BitterOldPunk 12 January | 17:57
"But even when not celebrating on the streets, Blacks could not avoid attacks from those dressed as Jim Crow or Aunt Sally."
David Roediger's "Class, Coons, and Crowds in Antebellum America".
posted by unsurprising 12 January | 18:03
"In evaluating a WHERE clause as in a SELECT, UPDATE or DELETE statement, WHERE the is a Boolean predicat which evaluates to TRUE, FALSE or NULL."


Shoot me now...
posted by pompomtom 12 January | 20:20
For a moment he gazed unseeing into the darkness of the mine, and there, in these depths, under the suffocating weight of earth, he saw his childhood again- his mother, still pretty and stout-hearted, abandoned by his father, and then taken up again after marrying another man; living between the two of them who both preyed on her, and finally rolling with them in drink and filth down to the gutter.
posted by notquitemaryann 12 January | 20:25
(Zola, Germinal)
posted by notquitemaryann 12 January | 20:27
I'm in a different spot and I love doing this:

The classic symmetry between reader and writer is broken whenever the writer presents distinctions as if they are the product of his own exceptional insight or temper, distinctions the reader could not have been trusted to see on his own in the right circumstances.
posted by Hugh Janus 12 January | 23:28
Oh lord, my one got eaten up because I have that crap sort of book that includes terms in angled brackets.

I'm going to get a novel to keep in my drawer for the next time this comes around...
posted by pompomtom 13 January | 00:57
A way of walking, a gesture, a smile would suddenly touch me deeply; I should have liked to run after the stranger turning the corner and whom I might never see again.

Memoirs of a Dutiful Daughter ~ Simone de Beauvoir
posted by marsha56 13 January | 02:49
It works on a time scale not of months but of seconds and fractions of seconds.
posted by Kronos_to_Earth 13 January | 02:56
Still, he was incredibly nonplussed, even with a stream of blood drying on his face
posted by Wilder 13 January | 03:04
He reached for his bow and arrow. Stuart Little
posted by deborah 13 January | 14:17
Anyone in Prague? || A few good songs

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