Ask Mecha + Rant Can I fire my furnace guy?
→[More:]The Long Story:
Last summer I managed to get the gas company to agree to run natural gas to my house on the condition that I would buy a new boiler (a boiler means hot water radiant heat, which is weird and unusual in Asheville for whatever reason) that I needed anyway. Terrific; this will save me big money. So I called one of the two people in town who service and install new boilers and he came out and poked around and gave me a huge estimate and I gulped and signed it and he told me to call him when the gas company put the lines in. This was early September.
Fast forward two months and the gas company put the lines in. So I called him and told him they were almost done. Call me when they're done, he said. So I did, about a week later. I'm ordering the boiler now, he says, and I'm all, WHAT? You haven't even ordered it yet? And he's I'm busy busy busy but it'll get here, you'll have heat by mid December.
I go out and buy a couple of space heaters and the house is more or less warm particularly if it's a) a sunny day and b) I bake a lot. My electric bill, however, is running at $200 a month for the space heaters and I'm afraid to leave them on 24/7.
Mid December comes and I call him again and he says oh wow the boiler company is behind and they won't deliver it for two more weeks. I carry on a bit about this but clearly there is nothing I can do. Then, last Wednesday, he calls and says, I will be at your house on Monday at 9:30 to start installing your new boiler. Yay! I say and think, wow, I will have heat.
Meanwhile the temperature drops below 0 and plans to stay that way for a while. The space heaters can't really keep up with this kind of cold and it's getting chilly in my house, so I'm very happy that he's coming today. Guess what? I sat and waited and . . . no boiler guy. I called and he's all, I can't possibly do it now, this is a climate emergency, I got all kinds of people got no heat. I shout at this point "AND I AM ONE OF THEM!" and he suggests I buy propane for the old boiler WHICH IS BROKEN ANYWAY AND PLUS A TANK OF PROPANE IS GOING TO RUN ME OVER $400 I DON'T HAVE which I also shout at him. He then says he will loan me a space heater, which, apparently, he has dropped off.
MEANWHILE, the fucking pipes behind the laundry room have frozen, burst and flooded, which means a wall has to be ripped out and while they were flooding they ruined the space heater that was supposed to be keeping them from freezing AND I AM BEYOND FURIOUS. What I want to know is, given that I have a contract with him to purchase and install this boiler, can I now either go get the boiler from his shop and find somebody else (there must be SOMEBODY) who can install it or just call him and say, buh bye, dude, I am not waiting for you anymore, I am starting from scratch? Failing these options, can I deduct my electric bill and the plumber from furnace guy's eventual bill?
GRAR GRAR I HATE YOU STUPID FURNACE GUY