Shocking television. I just signed up for a little bit of cable tv, only about 20 channels, but →[More:]if you have a digital tv you get some extras scattered around the rest of the dial (if that is even the right word to use these days). Mostly it's the high-def versions of the other basic cable channels, NBC, ABC, PBS, etc. And then there's a couple other things like PBS World and Create, which are nice. And then there's a channel that babbles endlessly about on-demand movies, I guess to try and make me go get a digital box. And then there are one or two channels that show either a random channel that I don't normally get, like History or G4 or something, again I guess to try to lure me in to buy more channels, or they show a recent movie, like Julie Julia or whatever that Meryl Streep one is called. Only last night, when I was flipping channels, one of these channels was showing . . . well, I hardly like to say, but you can probably guess, it starts with a P and ends with an N and involves body parts that you don't normally see on tv. Right there in my living room on a Sunday night! Good heavens! There go my virgin eyes . . .