Using virtual reality to be onstage with my idols is all well and good. But unless I get to wear the one-shouldered white spandex bodysuit, I'll take a pass.

Always been a big Abba fan here, but I'll just listen to the records, thanks; I don't need what looks to be some kind of amusement park ride.

Thinking about that spandex suit saved me during many boring afternoons at school. She was probably puzzled when they told her she had to shave her armpits.