Fab!!!!

Hee!

Willy Warmers! Fantastic!!

Protecting the family jewels, the next generation on.

When you tweeted that, I thought the penis cover thing was a joke and they were for something else.

I LOVE YOUR FAMILY SO MUCH NOW.

Ahaha.

PLEASE ADOPT ME INTO YOUR FAMILY.

I LOVE THIS.

*hunts for favourite button*

LOVE THIS.

Hilarious and sentimental at the same time! :)

Heee! Carole Lombard gave Clark Gable a cockwarmer too.

I was all ready to get teared up and sentimental when I saw the header to this thread but instead I'm laughing.

That's totes awesome.

That's wonderful. And just in time for cooler weather, too. Perfect.

The look on your face in that pic is priceless.

You are spawn from some very funny folks with funny friends. It is your duty to pass it on! ;)

Yes, I was taken in by your ruse, and clicked the link, thinking it would be heart warming. Your Mom is teh BEST!!! and you are a worthy recipient and caretaker of the Charlet Legacy.

You never really own the penis cozies, you merely keep them safe for the next generation.

I so want to be in your family!

Yes, I was taken in by your ruse, and clicked the link, thinking it would be heart warming.

Um. Theora55, that's not where the heart is, and if a fellow tells you it is, he is taking advantage of your naivete.

There is nothing about this story that I do not love, ColdChef. Especially the photo: those cozies look so very daintily crafted. Perfect.

awww, that's so ...I'm gonna go with sweet.

That's really funny... Have you actually tried putting it on Milo?

Your family is so awesome, ColdChef.

Oh brilliant, brilliant. I love that your mother saved them for so long...for a joke!!!

This is just beautiful.

My dad died in August, 2002. We had a tradition of giving each other tacky Christmas gifts, and he'd already bought mine for the coming year, so my mom saved it, wrapped it, and gave it to me, 4 months after he died.

It was a talking, animated, motion-activated, Christmas-themed Scooby-Doo candy dish. Sure, I pull it out every yule-tide season, but the best part of the story is that it usually sits in our seldom-used guest bathroom, to be triggered whenever anyone goes in there.

No, wait, that's not the best part. The really best part is that the only time I generally use that bathroom is when the MrsMoonPie and I are getting ready for bed, and she's taking up our bathroom, and I go in the guest bathroom, and as I'm leaving and heading into the bedroom, you know, where my wife is, ready for bed, you know, Scooby goes "Oh boy! Oh boy!"

And I think of how happy my father would be to know that.

God bless you and your father and your son and your mom and your crocheted penis covers.

That's awesome.

Congratulations! And apparently, this item is not that uncommon.

By the way, what is your son's name?