Time to embarrass ourselves. So
this thread made me look up my old personal site on archive.org.
→[More:] Thankfully, the very first page I ever made was lost and forgotten mere weeks after it was put up. But the first thing I recall devoting real time and effort to still lives on. The earliest version that survives is the result of many godawful revisions (the first oness definitely had under construction gifs), but it's still very much the relic of the primitive web.
Here it is in all its hand-coded, gif-filled glory. Where do your mid-'90s attempts at web design hide?