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08 October 2009

Vices I don't have! →[More:]
Shoplifting!

post by: rainbaby at: 13:09 | 28 comments

Huffing paint!

posted by BitterOldPunk 08 October | 13:16

visiting houses of ill-repute

posted by Gorgik 08 October | 13:17

Cigareets and whiskey and wild, wild women.

posted by essexjan 08 October | 13:18

Fingernail Biting!

posted by rainbaby 08 October | 13:35

Taking candy from babies

posted by rmless2 08 October | 13:35

Clipping nails on the subway

posted by rmless2 08 October | 13:36

Talking about bowel movements with coworkers

posted by rmless2 08 October | 13:36

Posting about my vices on the internet.

posted by Eideteker 08 October | 13:48

Eating babies for breakfast (kittens and bunnies too!)

posted by moonshine 08 October | 13:58

Pyromania. Well, not to a destructive extent.

posted by altolinguistic 08 October | 13:59

Trademark Global Universal Table Vice and Drill Clamp

posted by danostuporstar 08 October | 14:05

but it's on my wishlist

posted by danostuporstar 08 October | 14:05

I'd like a nice, big vice I could leave mounted to my out-door work bench. Is there such a thing?

posted by mrmoonpie 08 October | 14:15

Wait, are these vices you don't have, or vices I don't have?

I don't gamble. When I make a bet, it's a sure thing, baby.

posted by box 08 October | 14:15

in no particular order:

coprophagy, hardcore drugs, pedophelia, stalking, obsessive diets, steroid use, flashing, copying everything someone says to annoy them, copying everything someone says to annoy them, MILF-surfing,
training pitbulls for home defense, using corporate acronyms, butt plugs, Hello Kitty paraphernalia, lusting after girls in private school uniforms, reciting Monty Python bits, gossip columns, erotic asphyxiation, power for power's sake, ambition, and talking nonsense to small children or people with atypical development.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 08 October | 14:26

Drugs, drinking. Nagging. Opening a can of soda and only drinking half of it. Using too much toilet paper. Bible-thumping (name your Bible).

posted by Melismata 08 October | 15:09

Necrophilia (I only love dead writers).

posted by Daniel Charms 08 October | 15:31

Drinking blood!

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 08 October | 16:02

Sodomizing marsupials.

posted by msali 08 October | 16:27

Kicking small animals.

posted by buzzman 08 October | 16:32

Nostalgia.

posted by richat 08 October | 16:49

Premature ejaculation!

posted by Juliet Banana 08 October | 20:12

The ability to be bored.

posted by notquitemaryann 09 October | 00:10

Obsessive planning for the future

posted by Claudia_SF 09 October | 00:14

Picking Lipstick Thespian's nose.

posted by arse_hat 09 October | 00:34

Being a fucking foulmouth.

Too soon?

posted by BoringPostcards 09 October | 00:44

Enticing and goading BoringPostcards to be a fucking foulmouth.

posted by arse_hat 09 October | 00:51

Presenting my genitalia for examination by the general public. Also: cocaine, heroin, methamphetamine, fantasy erotica.*

*excepting the occasional perusal of nude draenei on Deviantart.

posted by Halloween Jack 09 October | 10:33

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