Is there any more incredibly self-absorbed, self-aggrandizing hack than James Ellroy? →[More:]Heard this on the way to work this morning and listened with my mouth agape. He says with a straight face that his new book is "flawlessly structured" and talks about his "wonderful, wonderful gift from god" (who, it turns out, is his primary audience; along with Beethoven).
I might not have reacted so strongly had it not been a writer I already really dislike.
[Editorial comment: He found a creative voice -- ONCE. But he couldn't stop using it. And now it's not creative anymore. It's schticky. No matter how 'flawless' he thinks it is.]
Anyhow, enjoy! (Listen to the clip for best results. It isn't quite the same just reading the text.)