I ate a pawpaw and I liked it.→[More:]Here is the exciting story: when I was out for a walk yesterday, I stepped on something green which went splat. I wasn't familiar with anything green that size that went splat in that particular way so I poked around in the splatter a bit and discovered that it smelled nice, but I didn't recognize it. At some point during the day, my brain woke up and said "I wonder if that's what a pawpaw is?" - so I looked it up, and it sure enough was. And then I found another one and ate it. It is a very tasty fruit and I recommend it to you -- if you happen to have a pawpaw handy and have been wondering whether or not to eat it, I would definitely say 'yes', unless you were considering giving it to me to eat instead, which is a still better option.

This concludes today's informative broadcast on the subject of things I have stepped in and subsequently eaten.