Scary cake. Went to KFC for the first time in about 5 years. I ordered this cake, and ...→[More:]actually, it was pretty tasty. After eating it for a couple of days, I go away for a week, forgetting about the remaining cake on the counter. (Covered, but not entirely sealed, in its plastic container.)

I return home, and the cake is still there. Completely not stale, fresh, looks fine, no creatures on it, so I eat the rest. Tastes exactly the same as it did 10 days ago. No harm done, no food wasted.

But I wonder, just what the HECK was that cake made of?!